Belgium Waffle

When a man ejaculates on the most proximal part of another persons well chiseled abs, allowing the jizz to dribble down and fill in all of the lines between the recipients rectus abdominis muscles.

Evan took home the asian girl with the 6 pack from the gym and gave her a belgium waffle.

by THE Callous Phallus July 2, 2014

rofl waffle

To rape with the fervor of one million ferverous people who are ferverous about the act of rape. In short, to rape.

If you don't stop I'm going to rofl waffle you in a corner!

by delicious apples November 26, 2006

Twat Waffle

A Twat Waffle is man who acts like a girl and gets their feelings hurt easily.

Timmy was telling a joke. When interrupted by Jack you could see the joy leave his eyes and he was about to cry. Jack saw the hurt in his face as though he was a little school girl who just fell and scraped her knee. Jack told Timmy to stop being a fucking Twat Waffle.

by UFO 311 April 29, 2009

twat waffle

a slang term started in Lacey, NJ by Kayla Horror

"that chick is a fucking Twat waffle!"

by Kayla April 8, 2005

Belgian Waffle

A sex act in which a person puts on waffle-stomper boots and stomps on a penis and then sucks on it, blood and all.

"I love Belgian Waffles."
"Do you want to go to IHOP then?"
"Only if they hop on my penis. I'll go get my boots."
"Wait... what?"

by Not James. May 3, 2009

Blue Waffle

Slang for the Toronto Maple Leafs. This is a result of the Toronto Maple Leafs playing hockey so poorly, that their hockey skills "Stink" to the same level as a severely infected Vagina.

The Leafs lost to the Canadiens again, what a pack of Blue Waffles

by Tie Domi April 3, 2011

Blue Waffling

The act of referring to, or showing a picture of, a blue waffle while someone is eating.

Guy 1: Lets go blue waffling during lunch today.
Guy 2: Fuck yeah, man.

by deathgamer94 October 17, 2011