Touch Scrone 

A more scientific and educated way of saying "touch screen phone".

Fatkid: check out my new Touch scrone
Travis-klick: did you really just say touch scrone?!?!
Fatkid: dont make fun of my intelligence..

Touch Scrone by Skalpel-Axen9ne January 3, 2010

Touch barrier 

When an idiot thinks that someone touching you back is a big deal. If someone touches your shoulder (not skin on skin), it breaks the touch barrier. Not anywhere near first base, but still progressing apparently

Not actually a real thing, but you sure as hell try to convince them!

"Omg today during class he touched my back! He broke the touch barrier!"

Touch barrier by Whyishtishappeningtomern January 24, 2017

Testi-Touching-Pimp 

someone who loves to touch testis

Justn Ohren is a testi touching pimp.

Testi-Touching-Pimp by P.P (PlayaPimp) September 20, 2003

pipi touch 

someone that wants to touch your cock

pipi touch ??
..... ok.

pipi touch by FadesG October 26, 2010

touchy feely 

(n)That little #10 on the uga basketball team that likes to give all the players a little patty pat on their back or butt. But we're not complaining, he is VERY nice...
(v) the act of constant and unneeded touching in awkward and inappropriate situations...

Touchy Feely on Bugeyes' balls...
That little touchy feely is pretty damn hot!!

touchy feely by ugagirl14 February 25, 2004

Kid Toucher 

defined as:
a person who enjoys touching little children. theses people are named josh

"what are you doing josh let go of that little boy you kid toucher

Kid Toucher by nonćè patroller September 6, 2020

nervous pube toucher 

noun.
A)Someone who clings to the gonads in worrysome, norvous, anxious struggles.
B) Masturbstor
verb.
A)masturbating

Jims so anxious about the economy, he's become a nervous pube toucher.

Everytime Terrence thinks about Veronica he nervous pube touches on us.

nervous pube toucher by igotthedefs February 14, 2009