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Shaqueila :"Dontya bring yo toothpick ass aroun' here!"
by ratatatatatatat July 27, 2016
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Tooth Wrencher

After sedated for half an hour, Kah Vi Teas lost again another battle vs the tooth wrencher`s instrument of mass construction, the trademarked product entitled KAHVALiSS; here to freshen your smile with fast acting tooth whitening gum powder, as your first line of defense in the battle with gingivitis pla.qu.Kah.davrs, your tooth wrencher skillyfully experiences daily operations using tools that easily, at the slightest misfortunate bonk from a drunk nurse, could leave you on the phone with a lawyer for four hours weekly, spanning 50+ years of settlement, as your legal weapon to secure the perimeter of your friendly jargon trap`s ability to still attract as much pussy as your prime.
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Toothfished

When someone doesn't smile in pics, however, when meeting them in-person you find they have a horrendous tooth and/or teeth and you then realize you've been toothfished.
Sue Ann met Matthew online and then he met her in-person only to find out she had a busted-ass grill. He had been toothfished.
by FTW4REAL July 1, 2016
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Tooth crack

A crack sound in your teeth when you wiggle a loose tooth
1: Child: mom, my tooth made a cracking sound, is that normal?

Mom: yes Hun, it is very normal, I fact, it is called a tooth crack

(Also see liose tooth{
by XX_dragon__slayerxX July 18, 2016
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Tooth Fairy

Verb

The act of farting underneath someone's pillow. Desired effect is for some unsuspecting sleeper, instead of a nice cool pillow, to get a fart in the face.
Dirty Randy: Hey what were you doing in Jimmy's bedroom?

Frisky Dan: I was tooth fairying his pillow for later on!

Dirty Randy: I hope he gets pink eye.

Frisky Dan: I hope he gets aggressive rectal cancer and dies......

Dirty Randy: That escalated quickly.
by Frisky Dan November 25, 2016
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Tooth-erection

A male who is so turned on that their dick penetrates their pants. When reaching completion the dick sprouts horns and teeth then eats raspberries as they fuck their prey.
I am a sexy..... TOOTH-ERECTION!
by HydratedTrash December 25, 2016
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Toothbrush

Something that is part of your body that gets hairy and you stick it in a girls vagina and they moan and groan and a little later your girlfriend/wife and say your gonna be a DADDY!!
DAD:what why

Mom:Your the one who put the toothbrush in me
by The reall truth February 12, 2017
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