Hot steamy male buttholes turn me on and I want to ram my dick into it. Therefore, I am an ass clown.
by ploom July 09, 2005
by JTits October 30, 2007
by Shitface Magee February 06, 2004
by JR October 29, 2004
The act of having sexual relations with a woman and, as soon as the male takes his pants off, the female sees how small his penis is and starts laughing uncontrollably to the point where tears start to roll down her face.
You: So how'd your night with Hayley go?
Friend: Not so good, man...
You: Oh, sorry to hear that, what happened?
Friend: Well, let's put it this way. As soon as we started to get it on back at my place, she sad clowned.
You: HAHAHA!
Friend: Not so good, man...
You: Oh, sorry to hear that, what happened?
Friend: Well, let's put it this way. As soon as we started to get it on back at my place, she sad clowned.
You: HAHAHA!
by ShewpT3hWhewp September 16, 2010
v. to insert an object into another person's anal cavity, to that person's suprise and chagrin. used to humiliate and demoralize.
n. a person who thinks that ass clowining is a good idea and wants to practice it on his friends for fun. often correlated with having intercourse with microwave-heated cantaloupes.
n. a person who thinks that ass clowining is a good idea and wants to practice it on his friends for fun. often correlated with having intercourse with microwave-heated cantaloupes.
you're walking funny coming out of the drunk tank; aw, they ass clowned you and took your shoes, huh?
by terrero November 03, 2004
a sad clown is when the female is engaging in oral sex with the male and the male nuts in her mouth without warning. thus resulting in a facial expression of a sad clown.
Merry: So how did you and Peter do last night.
Jane: We were doing great til he slipped me a sad clown.
Jane: We were doing great til he slipped me a sad clown.
by C.Phil January 14, 2004