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Thunder in Paradise

Damn, look at the ass on her, she’s got a little thunder in paradise.
by CespedesWildBoar February 18, 2020
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Thunder Moist

Description of someone’s pants after a wet fart or shart.
Kaleb’s pants are definitely Thunder Moist after letting that one rip.
by Z329 July 18, 2022
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Thunder Paw

Similar to Camel Toe. Large, hairy, puffy vagina that is well defined through pants and appears to be very hungry.
"Hey man, did you see the Thunder Paw on that chick? It was eating her pants!"
by Chopperwolf January 14, 2022
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Ass-thunder

Ass thunder is when you bearly make it to the bathroom, to take a #2. So the lightning is the seat hitting the toilet bowl, the thunder is you releasing your guts.
I had to sprint to the bathroom, the person next to me probably experienced the worst ass-thunder, they have have ever come across.
by alphawolfgrim April 6, 2023
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Thunder Cunt

A teacher who is a big ass bitch that no one likes and a mean cunt
Ms. Gianini is such a Thunder Cunt
by RoosterMav232323 January 5, 2024
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Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A woman who is completely useless in any way shape or form, to the point that she only annoys the people around her to the point that we need to make up new words to describe her severe stupidity.

Also a person that never does anything right yet thinks they are the only one that does things correctly. These people are usually ugly beyond belief and partially deaf. They also nag at everyone about useless things just to hear their own voice.
Bonita is a Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt. Everything she does at Fortune Bay is wrong, but the manager is too afraid of her thunder cuntness to fire her. Some one needs to hit her with a Bus.

"Hey Jen"
"What?"
"Is Bonnie the Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt working to day?"
"If you call what she does work, then yes."
"Fuck"
"I know"
by Tnays Fayjan June 7, 2009
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Morning thunder

An incredibly loud, deep, and sexy fart that a person blasts in the morning
I let out some stinky morning thunder today.
by Goyangi August 9, 2025
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