morning rump

a rare moment when upon awakening, you witness one of your pets using another pet's rear-end as their pillow. a sure cure to get anyone thru their morning slump

My cat avoids my dog like the plague, but today she decided to cozy on in to produce a well-executed morning rump. I sent my fam and homies the best pics they'll see all week.

by OriginalHomie May 4, 2023

Morning Joe First Look

Morning Joe First Look (formerly First Look) was an American breakfast television airing on MSNBC. It was broadcast live on weekday mornings at 5 a.m. Eastern Time Zone, and competed with CNN's Early Start and Fox News' Fox & Friends First. The program was last anchored by Yasmin Vossoughian.

On September 10, 2020, MSNBC announced Morning Joe First Look would be replaced with a revival of Way Too Early starting on September 21.

by SPrice1980 May 10, 2023

Bad Morning

Something a kid would say to feel like a savage

Teacher: hey Luke, Good morning!
Kid: Bad Morning Teacher!

by Coincidencesomething December 4, 2023

morning 4 night

this term means that your bitch will suck the fuck out of your dick if you eat her out in the morning

yo my girl sucked my dick last night because I ate her pussy for breakfast thats why I love morning 4 night

by lana rhodes November 1, 2019

boned in the morning

something chaswey's fans were saying during a live stream

viewer: i was boned in the morning

by SuperrMinmo November 1, 2019

morning wood energy

Portmanteau of "big dick energy" and "wood energy" (feng shui). Having so much sexual energy it transforms the entire room.

Fahrrad got morning wood energy like he gonna wake up and change the world.

by bextra December 15, 2020

Morning Star Balls

When its so cold outside your balls get hard and iced up

“Man my MORNING STAR BALLS are growing icicles”

by anonymous December 21, 2020