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morning

Period between 06:00 (6:00 am) until 11:59 (11:59 am).
Morning.
by Ñwñwñwñwñwñw August 4, 2025
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Morning Feet

The feeling of numbness in your feet when you wake up on a important day
She was late because she had morning feet
by DreamTransfer September 6, 2016
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5 o’clock in the morning

5 o’clock in the morning is Morningwood

- the time that you spend planning out the rest of your day

- a good chunk of people will be asleep

“It’s 5 o’clock in the morning the conversation got boring, you said your goin got bed soon, so I snuck off to your bedroom. Then I thought I’d just wait there....”

A lovely Tpain song from the 2000s, that should be loved by everyone.

I’m not even angry that nobody remembers it. But I liked to talk about it with my friends.

Psychologically it would be the most calming song to use to go to sleep.
At 5 o’clock in the morning someone will be having sex and thinking about me.

At 5 in the morning I’m usually asleep, but still love this song though.

“Boy’s used to sing this all the time on the bus. Zachary, would love this song.”
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Morning Wake Up

The act of waking someone up by pissing into there face as they sleep as you tap them on the shoulder.
Lawn Dad 1: "my daughter always sleeps in until noon how to I get her to wake up earlier?”

Lawn dad 2: "for 3 days straight I pulled a Morning Wake Up on kalyee and she always gets up right at 6 o clock sharp"
by Straightpipenation January 10, 2021
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A morning Bro

it's a dude who likes coffee and simple explanations of complicated things in life.
Dude, I am a morning bro, just spare me the details.
by TheMorningBro January 8, 2023
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morning dawn

Sweetest person you will truly ever meet... just as long as you stay on her good side. Morning Dawn’s are usually Gemini’s. Morning Dawn’s have a lot of patience yet they are impatient.
You are a sweet heart sometimes, you are such a Morning Dawn lol.
by TruthofTruths December 8, 2019
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good morning and God bless

The act of shitting, drinking coffee and eating breakfast on the toilet at the same time.

(created by h3h3)
"Ethan I need the bathroom what are you doing?"

"Good morning and God bless Hila! "
by Jack o' Jackie April 10, 2018
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