v unot

a person who drives like an asshole, hits on underage hoes that dont vibe him, soops up his car like a wop, and punches walls when he realizes that the hoes he vibes dont vibe him at all and vibe others enough to give up the poon to someone other than him, a person who thinks that he is cool and that people like him, but in reality he is laughed at and talked about behind his back...

basically someone that thinks hes pimp but actually sucks the d

there is a boy in montreal, canada who has those tendencies
they call him vunot but he is also know as oscar the grouch

hey who the hell ripped up my street at four in the morning bumping beats just looking for people to be friends with?

definitely a v unot

you think the real v unot?

for sure. there is mainly really only one

by chelseacohen June 24, 2008

quality v. quantity

deciding whether to pursue a hot piece of ass that might cost you some effort, or taking the first mangy-ass smelly bitch that stumbles across your path

This woman is really quite attractive and respectable, but since I'm such an unabashed man-whore I'll take the mole-ridden skank with a screamin' case of cock rot.

by collegesucks2001 December 8, 2003

college v-card

The brand new V-card that a girl recieves when she enters a college. The college v-card is usually lost within a few days, for the good girls its lost within weeks, for the saints its kept for a semester. The college v-card is not given to gilrs who attend Junior College.

Emerson.. Did you hear about Susie?

Monroe....No what happened?

Emerson...Kevin snatched her college v-card!!!

Monroe...Damn she only lasted 2 days!!!

by Gucci Crooks September 1, 2009

Feed the donkey (v.)

To masturbate (derived from the wrist motion of throwing seed in a trough)
see: Feed the ducks

I haven't anything to do Saturday night. I think I'll just sit home and feed the donkey.

by The Char November 25, 2003

V-Card Giftcard

When someone loses their virginity on their birthday

Billy: What'd you get your girlfriend for her birthday?
Tim: I gave her a v-card giftcard

by Akeyyo July 17, 2018

national ":v" day

Today is the day to celebrate Indonesia's national ":v" day. ":v" is an emoji frequently used by those so called "memer." But now the majority of people hates that stupid emoji.

Tricia: "Hello :v"
Steve: "Hi :v, do you know that today is Indonesia's national ":v" day? :v"
Tricia: "I didn't know earlier :v"

by The-Devil October 3, 2020

Christina V. Grimmie

Grimmie was an talented singer and YouTuber better known as "Zeldaxlove64". In July 17, 2009 her friend, Lauren Longo, posted a cover of Grimmie singing at the age 15, Grimmie later got noticed and a tons of people started to subscriber her, and She started to call them frands, but she then gave them a name "Team Grimmie". Grimmie loved and cared about her fans so much, She didn't want them to make bad decisions or hurt themselves because that will hurt her, She even said in a video of hers saying " the reason I've got this far, because of you guys, you guys have supported me so much and in thankful and grateful to have you guys, you are a family to me and I care & love you guys so much, keep rawwking, Team Grimmie Rawwks."
Grimmie released 3 albums.
Unfortunately in June 10, 2016 Grimmie was shot and kill in one of her concerts, An insane fan went up to her, Grimmie as always sweet and happy, open her arms and she was expecting a hug, but the fan then shot her 3 times, Mark Grimmie tackled the fan to protect the others, he saved a tons of lives but the only life that he didn't save, was his baby sister, Grimmie was sent to the hospital fast, but tragic news, Grimmie has passed away at the 22. Since that day Team Grimmie been Staying Strong and keeping her legacy going, Grimmie family been having rough time still, so pray for them still.
Grimmie you'll be missed deeply and will not be forgotten, we promise you. 💚

March 12th 1994 - June 10th 2016 - ∞
We lost an talented and beautiful angel that day named, Christina V. Grimmie.
May you Rest In Peace angel.

by Team Grimmie December 26, 2016