post-door-slamming wince

Refers to da "scrunched-eyelids and bared-teeth" expression of shocked remorse dat you assume after you walk through da door into a fairly-quiet room where others are present, and then accidentally cause/allow said door to close more forcefully/noisily than necessary. Extra points if you also "stop dead in your tracks" when exhibiting said agonized facial-contortions, since it shows da nearby startled fellow-humans dat you are indeed caringly-regretful enough for having caused said thunderous thud dat you are willing to totally "halt operations" for a moment to show everyone in no uncertain terms dat said loud noice was defintiely "not on your flight-plan".

Displaying da post-door-slamming wince might be less expected of you during da winter months (especially if da noise you made was only mildly-to-moderately excessive), since presumably most folks would actually **prefer** dat you close a door more quickly/firmly than usual on colder days; people always appreciate your doing a "quick slither-though and yank da door shut behind you" maneuver when entering a room from da chilly outdoors, in order to conserve hard-won heat dat said room's present occupants have had to gradually create over da past hours by either keeping a blazing/roaring fire going or burning lots of costly heating-oil.

by QuacksO December 24, 2019

Shitter slam

Shitter slam or toilet slam is a term that refers to toilet action usually involving one or more individuals, in which all of the "victims" inside said toilet (or rarely a bath) are pissing, shitting and vomiting simultaneously

pesron A: Hey Greg wtf happened to you? You look like a victim of plague or something
person B: Oh really? i haven't noticed. I simply had no time as i was having the wildest shitter slam in the morning
person A: Oh boy...

by Hoppeh December 26, 2019

House Slamming

When four people surround a house on each side, slam on the walls, and run away.

The fellas and I went House Slamming the other night at old man Jenkins' and boy was he livid!

by jch2617 December 27, 2019

Slam

A jail house or prison recipe of commissary food; consisting of mixed up ingredients, with the primary ingredient being; Ramen Noodles. Named differently in different states.

I.e. Indiana = Slam, Florida = Brick

Hey, we're about to make a slam, wanna throw in? I'm about to make a serious slam when commissary comes in.

by BHHSr April 8, 2020

beaver slam

The act of putting ones head between two scissorsing females. And having them slam there beavers into the side of your head.

Whys Jake's head pink? He just got beaver slammed but those strippers.

by Xxxblownxxx April 11, 2020

Slam fish-dog end

The slam fish-dog end is the sexual action of doing the doggy while flailing around like a fish while your partner spits saliva over you .

Did you hear that Ben did the slam fish-dog end

by Hauled wet minge April 13, 2020

Pete Slam Batten

An extreme session of masturbation to help relieve stress and sexual tension.

After a long stressful day before bed, I enjoy a good Pete Slam Batten to fall into a deep slumber.

by Spaghetti And Pete-balls April 23, 2020