the_rat_in_your_noodles

Some random tiktok mutual of mine idk

"The_rat_in_your_noodles is so cool omg"

by BALLZINYOJAWZZX September 11, 2021

you clean the toilet so you can shit in it

The world's most perfect oxymoron

Ann was scrubbing all day and didn't want anyone to use the crapper, to which Jim said ``You clean the toilet so you can shit in it.''

by tirtle April 20, 2017

pulled the balls on you

taken advantage of, as well as psychologically and financially abused -in terms of online manipulation- and you being too ignorant or gullible to realize it.

beware of each and every Craigslist response you get to your ad, especially if someone has already pulled the balls on you. once bitten, twice shy as they say

by Uncle Dimma March 3, 2018

Floats the boat in your river

What gets a girl wet and creates a flow of vaginal discharge; enough to float a boat.

You have some weird fetishes but whatever floats the boat in your river

by Billam7 January 25, 2020

shut the fu up you stupid skid row bum

This is a simple mean line. Shut the fu up you stupid skid row bum.

Don`t you shut the fu up you stupid skid row bum.

by GDM:) February 23, 2021

On the edge of your seat

very excited, and giving all your attention to something, because you want to know what is going to happen

The excitement of the finale had you on the edge of your seat.

by anonymous December 29, 2021

When's the last time you jerked off?

A male version of: "when's the last time you had your period?"

Can be used in a situation when a guy gets moody because he hasn't jerked off or had sex in awhile. (AKA Man period)

Guy: Man,I'm so fucking pissed off right now!!!

Random person: dude,when's the last time you jerked off?

by ALL DAT ROOM THO?! November 14, 2020