no pants mcgowan

A DUI while driving with no pants.

Make sure you don’t have too much to drink so you don’t get a no pants mcgowan.

by Ann Enigma February 19, 2022

pants zipper

the most annoying fucking thing ever!! can't i just touch your dick without trying to work a complicated metallic mechanism meant for monkeys??

Damn. Your pants zipper is stuck... got any oooiiilllllllll?

by yathiskidrox April 27, 2015

January pants

The pants you need to purchase in January after all the holiday eating. Intended to be worn only until you can fit back into your regular clothes.

Thank god for post-holiday sales - it makes buying January pants so much less expensive!!

by The punster January 16, 2015

milky pants

When your goin through puberty and u see a hot girl u get milky pants

OMG jeniffer did you see Rick he has milky pants

by Jamal Taylor April 20, 2017

pant-gina

a hole in the crotch of a pair of pants

please excuse my pant-gina; don't worry, i'm wearing underwear.

by bernoulli_o July 31, 2011

pants slinger

irresistible alpha male that all the women sling pants toward

See Phil over there? Such a pants slinger.

by thefugapseudonym April 20, 2022

Sock Pants

These are socks that are also pants. These are skin-tight accessories that cover one's legs, waist, and feet. Essentially, pants with socks attached to them at the bottom. They will save you time, money, and in many cases adding flair to your outfit. They come in many colors, textures, and levels of coverage from very sheer to very thick textile materials. It's a very versatile staple in a person's wardrobe.

"I don't need socks or pants, because I am wearing both." , "Have you seen my sock pants?" , "I love your new sock pants!", "Those sock pants are super cute!"

by LilyDeflower March 16, 2021