A gentrified black guy that uses exaggerated slang to remind people of his blackness. Usually a broadcaster or reporter.
“I can’t rock with Jokic bruh. He ain’t saucy like the other goats. He ain’t cookin with fish grease!! Feel me!!??”
Mark Jones
Mark Jones
by anonymous June 3, 2023
Get the Mark Jonesmug. You look the other way when your friends massacre, rape, behead, etc and speak up when people you dont like fight back against rapists, invaders, mass-murderers, etc
The Guardian columnist suffers from Owen Jones Derangement Syndrome - this explains why he downplayed Hamas 7/10 massacre whilst rallying against Israel defending herself to prevent more massacres
by anonymous November 29, 2023
Get the Owen Jones Derangement Syndromemug. Emma is technically the most beautiful girl on planet earth, she to good 4 people thts y shes single, smart, NOT FUNNY AT ALL
by -_xDamierx-_- January 26, 2022
Get the Emma Jonesmug. A very rare creature that doesn’t exit in usyd. Also known as pet, duck, dog or postbox. She is a pet of a mop and also duck or dog that wants to press a red button. If there’s a lara-jones in your life you are considered a luckybone.
by Minihiro October 11, 2018
Get the Lara-jonesmug. Anyone who indulges in a number of malicious or ill-intentioned schemes or deceit in order to slander or cause harm to someone else. This includes, but is not limited to: sharing deep personal secrets about others, manipulating others to do your bidding and then discarding of them when they are no longer of use, lying compulsively to take advanatge of someone's emotions, ridicule or blackmailing to the point where the victim goes into seclusion, and just generally being a hate-filled being with a desire to screw over anyone for the sake of it. These people tend to have some sort of mental defect such as sociopathy or narcissism, though this is definitely not the rule.
by Jone hater September 4, 2020
Get the Jonemug. J.J usually charming fit amazing at sports ….. nah I’m just kidding , heavy set , caucasian , ugly has no Girls more than likely a browns fan and acts, looks or talks like a hillbilly ,
by Jonathan J November 23, 2021
Get the Jonathan Jonesmug. by borrisballpit476 May 14, 2025
Get the Richard John Thurston Jonesmug.