Switch

When you switch phone numbers with someone’s mom so you can get her phone number and switch the numbers back to normal only to call that persons mom and ask her how to stroke yourself so good to the point where not only cum,urine also comes out of your schlunga-bunga

Person one:Yo can we switch?
Person two:AYO
Person one:WAIT NO NOT THAT ONE-

by Paxso-Africano February 17, 2024

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Switch ass hitta

Someone who switches up on his actions, emotions, or feelings when exposed to different social setting.
Someone who switched up on his friends for some tail.
Someone who claims they do a certain action always and then does the contrary.

Hunter is a switch ass hitta for not watching the bachelor with his friends
Kiesling was being a switch ass hitta for throwing a party then not wanting to drink

by Jon B Zeller February 28, 2024

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switch lobby

The lobby you get when you load up fortnite and queue with your friend who is playing on switch. The opps are basically paralyzed in the hands and use their toes to play.

These lobbies leave you questioning if you're playing in a lobby full of AI or 6 year olds.

Sweet, David is on. We can dog some kids in a switch lobby!

*drops a 20 kill game* God bless you David, you always put us in switch lobbies against these poverty players.

Bro, these switch lobbies have me feeling like I'm facing dhruv in every fight...

by grizloy March 7, 2024

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Switcheroo

You sneak a random guy in and have him hide. Then when your doing your blindfolded girlfriend/wife from behind doggystyle you unexpectedly switch with a stranger.

And have him fuck her while she thinks its you. Then when he cums, He quietly leaves without her knowing he was there.

I pulled a switcheroo on my girl.

by Anony2411 April 2, 2024

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