Spencer Quinney

Spencer Quinney is a mystical creature that is know to kiss old men in their sleep. Spencer Quinney is sexually attracted to men and men only. However, there is one exception. He likes one woman, named Chamoy. Every night while Chamoy is sleeping Spencer Quinney goes to her house and watches her. Sometimes he gets a little excited and tickles her a little bit. Spencer Quinney has a blinding light that emits from his crotch. If you try to look at his teeny peenie you will lose the ability to see forever. Spencer Quinney does not usually kill, however, if you open your eyes or try to defend yourself while he is tickling you at night, he might get aggressive and hurt or kill you, or sometimes if he really likes you, he will tickle you harder. Sometimes there is a chance that he will tickle you so hard that you die. Spencer Quinney likes to touch people at night so make sure you lock your doors!

Spencer Quinney tickled me last night.

Oh, cool.

by Nebap February 1, 2024

Spencer

(Commonly paired with words like "Sutton" and "Stunna") Someone who has no perception of existence. They are like an absent father who could just be lost in a grocery store looking for milk. At the end of the day though, he's probably just asleep or something.

Anecdote: Likely has some gay Indian boyfriend who follows him around as if he is god. It's not just the trick of the camera.

Person one: "WHERE THE FUCK IS HE?"
Person two: "That Spencer probably fell asleep watching tiktoks on his bed."

by anonymous February 7, 2024

Spencer Nix

A spencer Nix is a kind loving friend. Someone who truly cares. He’s funny, sweet, and so easy to love. I love you Spencer Nix. I always will and nothing could ever stop it. A Spencer Nix is a word that defines a strong, happy, healthy friendship. A friendship you always wished was more than a friendship, but never wished the friendship would ever end.-M

I love Spencer Nix with all my heart and my soul

by Liamonapia! November 18, 2023

Spencer

also known as Forrest Gump, Country Club kid, and Big Foot. He is my best friend but he has a habit of hitting me continuously once ive hit him once. He calls me a bitch 24/7. Hes also in JROTC and is an absolutely nerd when it comes to history. He claims he likes tall girls but goes for short girls. Makes dark jokes and threatens to fight me everyday. Bro is like 6’3 and has brown hair, and the whitess man alive. He needs to get his permit or hes not gonna be allowed in my car 😃👍🏻

HES REALLY DUMB WHATS HIS NAME
SPENCER

by myliteralwife November 20, 2023

Spencer's Spector

1. Getting unimaginable sloppy from a 6ft 4in goth mommy in the back of a Spencer's clothing store; In some cases the 6'4 goth mommy may come equipped with a strap on.

2. A special strawberry iced doughnut only available at select AM/PM gas station in most parts of Chicago and Palestine.

Commonly confused with the Gangnam Style Grim Reaper or the Chef's Pho's Phantom

Ex1. Hey there girl, you wanna give me the Spencer's Spector

Ex2.

Person 1: Hey buddy, I'll take the Spencer's Spector
Cashier: All right, if you really say so (unzips pants)
Customer: No you bufflepants the doughnut!
Cashier: (rezips pants) Ohhhhh that one, my bad original ganster!

by Skibity man2 002 November 24, 2023

Spencer Ledger

Owner of the Worldwide Weekly newsletter & spencerledger.com.

Hey! That's Spencer Ledger!

by LedgerSp February 22, 2024

Spence da mence

A very talented dj and really popular "cool guy" who fell from grace after diddling a couple kids. Died in prison after a particularly violent gang raping

You what up fam it's DJ Spence da Mence! I'm on air today to clear up a nasty rumor about me that I diddled some kids. I don't diddle kids! It's no good diddling kids. Go Sabres!!! Hey duuuuuuuude!!!!

by Agayguy March 1, 2024