Definitions by myliteralwife

Spencer 

also known as Forrest Gump, Country Club kid, and Big Foot. He is my best friend but he has a habit of hitting me continuously once ive hit him once. He calls me a bitch 24/7. Hes also in JROTC and is an absolutely nerd when it comes to history. He claims he likes tall girls but goes for short girls. Makes dark jokes and threatens to fight me everyday. Bro is like 6’3 and has brown hair, and the whitess man alive. He needs to get his permit or hes not gonna be allowed in my car 😃👍🏻

HES REALLY DUMB WHATS HIS NAME
SPENCER

Spencer by myliteralwife November 20, 2023

Iris 

MY LITERAL WIFE 🫶🏻🫶🏻 I LOVE HER SO MUCH SHES ME POOKIE WOOKIE AND SHE DESERVES THE WHOLE UNIVERSE

Whats another word for your wife
My Iris

Iris by myliteralwife November 20, 2023