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Corporate Slavery

Modern day slavery in the workforce is corporate slavery is the mistreatment of employees by paying low wages and no health care. Typically you have a toxic manager that focuses on what you do wrong, which is minimal, but focusing on what you do well and does realize that you have a life outside of work. Often there is a point system for attendance, for instance getting one point for calling sick. You can only earn a certain of points if you call off for work, but you could be a single mother with sick children. Corporate Slavery has risen dramatically due to the decline of unions and "The Right to Work"
Me: Kathy just called in sick for today because when she woke up, her fiancee next to her in bed had died in bed.

Krystal: Can you believe Sheri's response to Kathy was that since it was unplanned absence she would earn a point. Then the boss told her she wouldn't paid for her bereavement time, because he was just a fiancee - not yet a husband.

Me: So wait - are telling me that Kathy won't received the paid bereavement because he was "just" a fiancee. I can't believe Sheri would even mention points. Like Kathy gives a shit right now.

Krystal: This is corporate slavery. Remember when the computers were non-functional and we had to show up to this damn cube farm all three days and just at a non-working computer.

Me: That was horribly boring! Right right this is just a form of modern day slavery. I hate it here, when do I get to time off during the day to be able to interview. It is almost impossible to get your time off approved.
by Siouxsie Supertramp October 12, 2020
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Salt Shaker

A synonym for someone who is a hater. Someone who hates on you, (or your outfit, hair, in a general conversation, etc.) or pisses you off. Can also be used as an alternative to f*** and in a joking manner.
Jimmy: “Hey, do you like my painting?”

Juan: “No. It looks like shit.”
Jimmy: “You’re a fucking salt shaker.”
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Pussy slayer

Is a guy that comes up to you and says “PUSSY SLAYER” and then slaps your back
Repeatedly REALLY hard and then just disappears out of nowhere THAT BITCH GONE
Guy1:Hey dude
Guy2:Ye- Yeah?
Guy1:PUSSY SLAYER
Guy2:OH SHIT
Guy2:AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH
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clout slayer

Clout Slayer is someone who's has reached a level of Clout with rendered the person a god like being
Person:Bro! I can't believe you did that your a Clout Slayer!

Clout Slayer: i know l.
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Fatty shaker

A Southern Albertan term for a large house party with many people in attendance.
Hey bro, Kyle's throwing a fatty shaker at his place this weekend, wanna go?
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fart shaker

A person who washing someone's underwear. Mostly used to describe men over 18 who still live at home in a parents house.
Dude you need to grow up, your mom is still your fart shaker.
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Demo slayer

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