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The Steamroller

The sexual act of Shitting on your partner's forehead, then using your dick to roll the excrement across their face. You can then use the shit as lube for any other sexual act that you desire.
Ben performed The Steamroller on Anabel and she choked!
by BAG1 December 30, 2013
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steamed carrot

When you take a carrot and insert in someone's rectum after the process of double fisting. allow the carrot to simmer in the asshole for twenty minutes. remove, season, and enjoy!
that girl Lauren just gave David a steamed carrot
by Bonnie Fister April 7, 2010
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Bolivian Steamroller

The act of a very obese woman rolling her body up the body of a man who is lying on his back so that the circulation to the lower half of his body is cut off. A very small person or a monkey then plays with his unerect penis.
Dude, last night at the party, Terry's mom and his sister gave me a Bolivian Steamroller.
by MeatSlaughter May 9, 2011
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Thunder Stealer

An individual who takes joy in being the first to break big news. He or she rushes with lightening speed to contact all of your friends and family before you get a chance to.
Victim: So I got that promotion! I'm so stoked!
Friend: Yeah I heard, Bob called and told me. Congrats.
Victim: But I just found out like 10 minutes ago! He's such a thunder stealer!
by LS21 July 15, 2011
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steamroller

the sexual act of dumping on your partners chest then rubbing it around with your ass
Jon: Do you smell that?
Steve: ya it smells like Lucy gave Alex a steamroller.
Jon: aw!! In my ROOM!!!
by Metal Ninja 13 December 20, 2009
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steamroller

rolling over someone's penis with your leg.
"do you like the steamroller" ;)
by numanuma** May 12, 2010
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steamed

1.to be fucked over by valve software

2.a substitute for the common "pwned" expression when playing video games online
1.Invalid steam userID ticket? I've been STEAMED!

2.I STEAMED yo ass biatch!
by John Smith March 4, 2004
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