Ham Slam Damnit

Said with a southern accent, this is what you say when you want to swear but there are kids present. May sound like "hem slem demmeh" when properly pronounced (with the "e" said like "pet" or "eh").

"Oh, my wife cheated? Ham Slam Damnit!"

"Ham Slam Damnit, I stubbed my toe!"

by dontforgetthetoast July 11, 2024

Clam Slam

If a woman heads into cold water, the clam slam is what happens to their down below parts.

I jumped into the water and immediately felt my clam slam.

by JtB4418 July 9, 2022

Slam hips together

Slamming hips together: a line used when trying to pick up girls to take home or on your girl to induce sexual intercourse

Johnny in the club: "Hey, girl wanna go slam hips together at my place?"

by Chadlozer September 23, 2021

Slam goose

To give crazy oral sex

Jake: How’d it go last night bro?
Chad: She was so good bro; she could slam goose all night long

by Gooseslammer January 25, 2025

Pete Slam Batten

An extreme session of masturbation to help relieve stress and sexual tension.

After a long stressful day before bed, I enjoy a good Pete Slam Batten to fall into a deep slumber.

by Spaghetti And Pete-balls April 23, 2020

two hand slam

Two hand slam is the act of pleasuring ones self with both hands vigorously. Commonly done by males with an average penis size to make them think it's bigger than it actually is. If one is fortunate enough to receive said two hand slam it will be a very memorable experience and cause you to only pleasure yourself with it from here on out

Guy 1: Man, both of my forearms are super sore

Guy 2: Bro, it's gotta be from all the jerking off

Guy 1: No its not that...
Guy 2: Once you get used to the two hand slam your forearms won't hurt anymore. Trust me

by Two hand slammer October 10, 2017

Slamming bagels

A Chinese bagel restaurant made to sell bagels and tea.

Hello want to go to slamming bagels?

by Ji jo November 30, 2019