dutchman's pipe

1. slang for a penis
2. name given to an act of sexual deviancy in which a man receives fellatio in a meat locker or some other walk-in freezer, and upon climax, ejaculates onto the face of the fellationer, just above the upper lip, resembling a steaming mustache

Dude, I got the bartender from the restaurant to give me the Dutchman's Pipe in the cold storage room last night!

by Juanito Parres February 27, 2009

Laying pipe

This is when you slap your penis on the table

Bro do you see that hobo over there laying pipe

by Swpus May 27, 2019

Phipps

A douchebag who hangs out with anyone that will allow him in their presence. He always has 2 beers or half a bowl of weed that he will "throw in later" but holds onto until he goes home.

Ah who invited Phipps?

by Tom Sellick August 6, 2011

pipe

A term for something thats bad, but not in a good way. Something not very impressive.

Yo Ben, what do you think of Swazzos' new whip? I think its phat.

You are joking, its absolutely pipe!

by FishySmellinBeard September 28, 2004

pipe

short for pipe down. Means to be quiet / shut up

"Picot, stop staring at my sister"
"Oh, will you just pipe"

by JPM May 21, 2007

piped

an adjective to describe a rape

"yo.. man.. tony piped your sister in lynns magic truck"

"dude mr. scesa piped me down in the locker room"

by Hannah Feuer & Kim Mas December 11, 2008

phibes

someone or something that always ends up defeated by a whm.

White Mage over Phibes

by Cliff December 16, 2004