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pencil plants

it is plants that are made by pencils
i have seen three pencil plants
by anonymous May 30, 2022
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guardian plants

Aka: weeds

A guardian plant (aka: weed) is a quick growing plant whose main purpose is to create ground cover as soon as possible to: retain moisture, keep the soil cool, generate shade for slower growing plants, provide floral arrangements until more well established plants grow, provide landmarks and homes for smaller creatures, keep soil in its place during downpours or flood, contribute to carbon matter that feeds larger plants.

Guardian plants are what most people call "weeds", but are actually very useful, and so the negative term needs refreshment.

Guardian plants are not enemies, they are valued members of the garden community.

Plant lives matter!
"Those guardian plants are not as pretty as my roses, but I know they will help the bushes grow stronger by providing them with shade."

"Some of those guardian plants have the cutest flowers on the tips, and the bees seem to love them!"

"I put one of the guardian plants in a pot by itself, it actually looks quite good!"

"Without those Guardian plants, the soil in my front yard wouldn't be as fruitful as it is today."
by Mr H20 September 4, 2022
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Polly Plantar

The best, most catastrophic, most energetic, most cutest tadpole to ever exist.

(best character ever)
Hop Pop: POLLY?!

Polly Plantar: I DON’T HAVE A CANDY PROBLEM YOU HAVE A CANDY PROBLEM

Hop Pop: WHERE’S SPRIG

Polly Plantar: Something something monster, something something woods
by POLLY PLANTAR SUPERFAN September 25, 2022
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Blue plants

yes we've all seen blue flowers they can be orchids and there is that blue Piranha plant it's basically a Venus flytrap coming from a pipe
It also has a meme SAY SIKE RIGHT NOW
Hey dude

Yeah?
Did you know that the blue Piranha plant from Mario
Uh huh?
Has a meme
What?!
Ok water my Blue plants im gonna go to the mall for some stuff ok?
Yeah.
And I have a real Piranha plant don't get to close ok?
Ok dude see you later
Bye.
by YourLocalGrape November 11, 2022
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House-planting

The act of providing your partner with a few minutes of attention each day only to then ignore them for a few days following this, then after a few days giving them a few more minutes of attention and so the loop continues.

Similar to the watering of a house plant, you water it for a minute only to then pretend it no longer exists until it needs watering again.
''I'm so sick of Dan, I get home from work and he's all over me for literally five minutes and then its like I don't exist for the rest of the week, he's totally house-planting me!!''
by GwentSkilatchie April 30, 2023
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newington plantation pimps

Notorious gang based out of the Newington Plantation Projects in Summerville, SC.
- "Yo, you down with the newington plantation pimps?"

- Yeah, killa NPP 4lyfe
by Mr K Piggly Wiggly December 30, 2023
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Silly plants

A word disguised as the word weed
by Taperoid March 29, 2024
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