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Baby Shasha

A person, preferably an adorable adolescent male, that is insanely adorable and happens to have braces. The braces create the appearance of a baby shark. Hence the name, "baby shasha."
The term "baby shasha" unquestionably evolved from "baby shark," and was cropped shortly after. The more modern name is "baby shasha305jz," but "baby shasha" remains the most popular."
Kelly: "Oh My God! Look at this kid! He's so adorable!"
Molly: "Woah...does he have braces?"
Kelly: "Oh My God! Yeah he does!"
Molly: "He's a regular baby shasha!"
by ara da cara April 4, 2010
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Baby Smoove

a fucking burger ๐Ÿ” bdeoliln
by OswaldDropemoff March 2, 2022
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Habbo Baby

People who go on Habbo and pretend to be babies. Pretty pathetic really. Talk with too many "W"'s in their words and claim to be "Newborn" (some even pretend to be unborn and say to their "Mommies" "Mwe in your twummy") Anyway, they hang around Adoption centres looking for Mommies, they always want H.C mommies and steal their furni and creds, so they can be H.C without even having to pay.

They dress like:
Hair- Bald, or pigtails for girls
Chubby faces with little pink noses
Hoodies (reason- for girls, they have no breasts, boys-no idea)
Shorts or skirt
Bunny slippers

I usually adopt them, then i'm really mean to them. Sometimes they cant stick to being "babies".
(1)
Me: Hello little girl, are you newborn?
Habbo Baby: Wessy
Me; Do you need adopted?
Baby: Wessy
Me: Well, too bad sucka! *hits with baseball bat*
Baby: WAAAAAAAH (10 times)

(2)
Me: Ewww, what an ugly baby
Baby: Mommy!
Mom: It's okay honey
Baby: *sits in your lap and cries*
Me: Pathetic baby *shoots baby*
Baby: *Kicks to floor* Ha ha
Me: Your the most pathetic baby i've ever seen!

(3)
Baby: Will ywou adwopt mwe?
Me: Sure sweetie
Baby: Yaay!
(at home)
Me: *kicks you down stairs*
Baby: Waaaah!
Me: *Jumps on you*
Baby:Mwummy! Stwop! *whacks mummy*
Me: You're crap at pretending to be a baby!
(baby gets kicked)
by Crazysophhun July 15, 2009
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2012 Baby

A baby born to parents 9 months after the end of the world in 2012. The parents were most likely drinking and made an excuse to why birth control methods were not needed. The excuse was the 'End of the World Excuse.' Like the baby boomers but larger and more babies. (Also See: 2012 Party)
i. I'm a 2012 Baby cuz my parents were fucking idiots. They thought the world was really going to end.

ii. OMG everybody knows your a 2012 Baby if your birthday is in September of 2012.
by kbates55 May 10, 2009
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pasty baby

a term used for the baby of a charvette (female charver). this is used due to the amount of crums and mess in their pram from their staple diet of greggs (bakery) and crisps which have fallen on to the baby and encrusted onto the pram.
aww look at that little pasty baby, isnt it a shame, poor bairn (baby/child)
by lisa105106 October 26, 2005
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darwin baby

A person so incredibly stupid that if it were not for the conveniences of modern technology and public safety, they would have been weeded out, starved or eaten way before they reached adulthood. So prominent is the unnatural selection that these people not only survive, they thrive and breed more darwin babies.
Darwin Baby: "I decided to change my own oil just to see if I could but I didnt know it would take so long to refill the new oil down that little tube where the dipstick is."
Casual Observer: "Darwin Baby"
by John Wesley February 9, 2008
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