Canadian Bacon Nipples

A term for large pink areolae that are the size of Canadian bacon slices.

Her sexy Canadian Bacon Nipples made me hungary because they reminded me of delicious breakfast meat pasties.

by Uncle Johnjohn February 5, 2010

diamond cutting nipples

nipples so sharp, they can cut diamonds. Diamonds, as you all know, have a strong covalent bond between its atoms, therefore making it one of the hardest things on earth. However, not even diamonds can withstand the magnitude of greatness in these nipples.

Person1: oh man, it sure is cold.
Person2: my nipples are so cold due to the low temperature, they are like diamond cutting nipples.

by it's raining where i live May 4, 2010

porn star nipples

Large or oversized nipples that resemble a porn star. Usually attractive to the opposite sex.

( . Y . ) <--normal

vs.

( o Y o ) <--psn

"At least you guys don't have PORN STAR NIPPLES," says Laura LeClaire.

by mary suck my titties May 26, 2006

Wookie Nipple Pinchy

When you twist a hairy clit.

"I heard Josh gave Katie a proper good Wookie Nipple Pinchy last weekend."

by clarkeysexbot December 17, 2011

triple nipple cripple

Twisting someone 1st, 2nd and 3rd nipple over and over again if they have a 3rd.

''Dude I just gave sam a triple nipple cripple''
''Ew he must be a freak then!''

by Holjay_xox April 11, 2017

Alabama chewing nipples

Nipples so big that they actually sag by themselves.

I took a bitch home from the bar last night, got her bra off and to my surprise I found me some Alabama chewing nipples.

by Mark Martwat May 16, 2017

fussy nipple

when having sex with a dog, it licks your nipples then from the act of sex the friction causes the dogs hair to shed and stick to your nipples

dude, your dog gave me the old fashoin fussy nipple last night

by cscott7683 September 25, 2011