Making a devil’s crockpot is when you drop a deuce after taking a piss, and then masturbate and finally cum on your shit and piss. It is the abomination known as a devil’s crockpot.
(Flushing during the process does not count)
(Flushing during the process does not count)
Person 1: Dude, last night I went over to Jeremy’s house to make a devil’s crockpot in his mom’s toilet. I didn’t flush it, and blamed it on Jeremy. The look on his face was priceless.
Person 2: 😳
Person 2: 😳
by Professor TinkleDick July 20, 2022
Friend 1: yo, I never see you anymore what's up with that?
Friend 2: dawg I'm working three jobs over here and have a kid on the way
Friend 1: I got you fam, you're just trying to make your plate.
Friend 2: dawg I'm working three jobs over here and have a kid on the way
Friend 1: I got you fam, you're just trying to make your plate.
by Arty Solano January 10, 2022
Chefs Make Out is BEYOND chef’s kiss. Superior. Like when your choir wins « Superior ». It is the GOAT of all praise. Indescribably immaculate and amazing and so totally mindblowingly astronomically incredible.
« Dude. That wasn’t chef’s kiss. THAT was chefs make out ! »
*performance concludes*
« Outstanding. Beyond excellent. SUPERIOR. Chef’s Makeout indubitably. incomprehensibly incredibly awesomely coolzimijawns. »
*performance concludes*
« Outstanding. Beyond excellent. SUPERIOR. Chef’s Makeout indubitably. incomprehensibly incredibly awesomely coolzimijawns. »
by philosophically phorgetful May 18, 2023
Person 1: Hey you wanna talk later tonight?
Person 2: Sure, make like Blondie whenever you’re ready.
Person 2: Sure, make like Blondie whenever you’re ready.
by Hollywood_Cole67 July 04, 2018
by Hippie78 July 25, 2013
comment to make after observing a relatively 'statuesque' human!
-indication you could "make sticky" really rapidly upon finding yourself in the 'right' circumstances with the person. (male OR female!) -also; good t-shirt slogan, or bumper sticker!
(you heard it HERE first!!)
-indication you could "make sticky" really rapidly upon finding yourself in the 'right' circumstances with the person. (male OR female!) -also; good t-shirt slogan, or bumper sticker!
(you heard it HERE first!!)
jim observed the hard-bodied equestrian, stating: make mine a mess!
a body-builder at the gay bar had leon exclaiming, make mine a MESS!
judy mistook a gay olympian for 'straight', stating; make mine a mess!
a body-builder at the gay bar had leon exclaiming, make mine a MESS!
judy mistook a gay olympian for 'straight', stating; make mine a mess!
by michael foolsley January 11, 2012
by Bad C dev July 25, 2021