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master-of-the-payment-disorder

When a person or company has unlimited causes or reasons to not pay you for services, which is just a delay attempt tactic. These people have unlimited ways to pay a debt, but use any reason not to. They are not and never intended to pay the bill, which is a product they called you to buy. The lies, forms of denial, and other forms of greed makes you want to slap the hell out of them. They use the person or company, but get their payback when they are sued or fined 1000 times the amount they should have paid in the first place. The corrective medicine is to have them shut down in their peak business period, and then let them beg you to pay the bill.
That Dave and his manager are real master-of-the-payment-disorder assholes. No matter what I do for them it will never be enough! It's sad to see them shark around the legitamate payment, when all this is over they will have wished they paid the bill. Now, they have "self-screwed" themselves as always.
by Mark C. Mitchell January 2, 2008
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Master Shab

Spanish Slang translated into English as " douchebag", "worthless", and "dumb shit"
Did you see him today?

Yeah he's such a master shab.
by mexicalia October 10, 2009
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Master Sweets

An adjective used to describe something incredibly awesome, when there are no other words to describe it. Basically it is the opposite of a buzzkill.
Person A: Dude, skiing is gonna be so awesome today.
Person B: Yea Dude. Powder Sesh Master Sweets!

Person A: Where did you get that ill scar?
Person B: Longbording master sweets! I totally almost killed myself.

Person A: He's effing hot.
Person B: Yea, a TOTAl babe master sweets.
by JahGuids December 11, 2010
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Master Webster

When you really have to take a shit bad and you plan to just dominate the toilet, perhaps even in a way that may even crack the porcelain.
Oh man, that mexican food isn't agreeing with me, I have to go take a master webster
by gr8whiteheight March 14, 2011
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Masterblock

This is the act of cock blocking yourself. This can be done for a variety of reasons including, but not limited to; fidelity requirements, embarrassment, awkwardness, sobering up in the nick of time, etc. Doesn't happen very often and typically results in feelings of confusion and possibly guilt.
The hottest chick ever hit on me last night at the bar, but with my wife home with the kids and no one else to save me, I masterblocked by donning a helmet and a hula hoop, while running out the door screaming like a little girl.
by 00Snort00 October 18, 2011
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masterblasterbating

grinding your crotch (not gender specific) on the back of the neck of a person while they're giving you a shoulder ride.
"did you see the look on debby's face when she was playing water chicken? i'm pretty sure she was masterblasterbating".
by Surly Q August 20, 2012
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Master-Blasterbation

When a person masterbates while shitting at the same time. Producing a large log (depending on diet) that is for appearance sake cream covered.
Guy 1: Shit son I just got done Master-Blasterbating, shit got a little freaky and messy!

Guy 2: What the fuck is Master-Blasterbation?
by whitekneegrow April 29, 2012
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