metrosexual

An individual who is sexually attracted to trains and subways. They are often described “off the rails” and can be “trained” to perform all manner of deviant sexual acts with engines and machinery.

Upon seeing his girlfriend copulating with the subway in New York City, Robert concluded that his girlfriend was metrosexual, and started a movement to add the letter “M” to the LGBTQ movement.

by jeckste September 7, 2019

Metrodok

The place where most women, typically around Manila, go to. This rendezvous is often depicted as a sexual den by many, as people who go out of there had abnormal body movements below the waist.

Guy1: Pal, see that woman over there? She's been to Metrodok
Guy2: Another one bit the dust

by garlicbreadnoloaf September 10, 2019

Metrosexual

Metrosexual is an effeminate straight guy.

George: Why does Dave stand by the mirror for over an hour combing his hair?

Jessie: Probably for the same reason he can't grow chest hair like real men do.

Burt: Hey I'm offended. Dave is my friend. He is not gay.

Lisa: But he is a Metrosexual.

Jay: Fact.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Metrosexual

A male who is homo, but no homo.

"Bro do you wanna try on some makeup?"
"What!? Hell no are you gay?"
"No I'm metrosexual"
"Oh then why didn't you say no homo?"
"No homo..."
"There that's all you had to say. Now let's start with the foundation"

by microHARD12 December 10, 2019

Metrostroi

Metrostroi is a realy funny mod on Garry's Mod. Mostly used for simulate russian metro. But everytime you derail or its been laggy.

A: Want you play Metrostroi?
B: Sure but only with 1 FPS.
A: O.o

by Akimazu January 3, 2020

Metrosexual

Is a straight guy who has a gay mans sense of fashion, personality traits, and sometimes even common interests.

Wow! I'd swear your dad is gay by the way he dresses but he pulls the ladies in like no tomorrow! He's so uber metrosexual!

by Panigirl83 April 12, 2020

Metrobillie

hillbilly in a little metropolitan town who is Gay and likes craft beer. Plays banjo, drives a Toyota Tacoma

Eric is a metrobillie driving that Tacoma around.

by Jett18 May 22, 2020