Reading Light Syndrome

A debilitating sensorimotor effect commonly experienced by a hyperaware male as a result of a self-inflicted obsession with headboard reading lights that point downward at the female in missionary position during intercourse, whereby the inept man progressively looses his little soft erection and proceeds to pseudonavigate his very impotence by projecting blame on the hanging bulbs that resemble dinking male sexual organs, and by releasing a timed laughter in order to appear in control of his embarrassing limpness

- R: Haha darlin'.. Looks like them LED bulbs want to get in on the action!! Silly me. Sorry. I'm funny.
- N: Shut up. Don't stop. Get it up.
- R: Oh but it's not me. It's never me. It's the Reading Light Syndrome. Like mama says.
- N: Ugh. You just go ahead and read with your dick lights. I'll call you.

by Nanochka August 18, 2021

Faster Than Light

When sex only lasts 10 seconds or less.

I had sex for the first time but it was Faster Than Light.
Wow Did You Cum Too Fast
No It was done that quick

by real_men_uber rick August 24, 2021

Gardian of love and light

Someone who simply nurtures someone’s beautiful, in aspects of soberity in self, finances, emotional stability, compassion understanding, and things simply as time spent to better help build a persons soul, life goals, art gallery, to establish they’re career and strong suites so they can take the time they need to focus on what matters to them and that they achieve in they’re lifetime someone who a knight to a new republic of them and they wonderful match that is undiably the best thing to happen to them since dinasour shaped chicken nuggets.

My dear love, and protector of my character that is truly me. Allow me to be your Gardian of love and light. For I will protect you love you and praise you as you are my 2 second vessel of my very spirit that fuels the expression and personality that is of only you and me of which forms of complexity can not conconqueor but only stabilize the essence that is our life in which we have walked to cross paths in the dynasty of this journeys sacred Sancht

by Titus dyfilid February 15, 2019

Discord Light Theme

A theme that burns your eyes if you use it for a while, use the dark theme, its better and doesnt burn eyes

1: hey i use discord light theme
2: man it sucks switch to dark

by IAmSum August 26, 2020

Light-green Soldier

Member of the street military. You.

"The Light-green Soldiers sound like Crayola Crayon workers on strike."
Shut the fuck up before I kill you."

by AK47 February 7, 2004

Bud Light in the Loafers

A person who acts or looks LGBTQ+

He must be Bud Light in the Loafers carrying that purse around.

by jondich May 28, 2023

trip the light fantasstic

when someone fucks up everything they have with someone who's body (esp. the nether regions) they are obsessed with

J.D. had the best of both worlds for a while....but he chose to trip the light fantasstic- now he needs to live with his decision

by Meadow Soprano October 25, 2005