Flat Earther 

Person characterized by their below average IQ and rejection of true logic and fact. This person mainly believes in the flat earth theory. Typically, this person is a believer in conspiracy theories stating that the government and scientists are lying about the shape of earth. Sometimes, they even reject facts when presented to them, and they think they are more knowledgeable than scientists with degrees and years of research. They are impossible to argue with; they won’t change their mind even if you present them with facts.

Flat Earthers have the lowest IQ; they need to be eliminated.

Flat Earther by TheRealLaura789 September 16, 2020

quirky earthbound inspired indie rpg

literally how people describe actual awesome indie rpgs nowadays (bonus points if they havent even played the game themselves)

(Insert game)? Ah hell nah another quirky earthbound inspired indie rpg

Are you kidding me? Have YOU even played the game at all? Sure it may contain earthbound aesthetics/inspos but don’t go around hating because of “oh wow another earthbound game”. Just go play it. There’s literally a millions of those out there.

Nah I’d rather play YIIK thank you very much

quirky earthbound inspired indie rpg by skullmaster64 July 17, 2023

earspray 

The noise emanating from the headphones of an iPod.

I could not avoid all the earspray on the subway.

earspray by NYC Trinity July 29, 2006

Earth Shattering Orgasm 

Not your typical orgasm, but an all encompassing full body wave of pleasure that threatens to knock the pictures off the wall and Earth off its axis.

Only your Bae can provide an Earth shattering orgasm

Earth Shattering Orgasm by AkRnLee December 7, 2015

Early onset necrophilia 

When the elderly have sex, pushing apart a grilled cheese sandwich with a loose sausage you found in the back of the freezer.

I walked into great aunt Bessie's room and her and uncle Boris were going at it, 19 to the dozen. The doctor said it's 'early onset necrophilia' and prescribed me some eye bleach.

Early onset necrophilia by Pork Almighty June 17, 2016

EARTHIANS

Advanced monkeys with complex brain structures and even more complicated feelings, that do really like their own planet.
Note: these people hate being called HUMANS

Do not call them a humans, they are an EARTHIANS and humans piss them off.

EARTHIANS by M. RIDDLE January 12, 2019

earring bro 

A male friend who splits a pair of earrings with you because you both have only one pierced ear.

Guy 1: These earrings are awesome, but they’re $20 and I only need one...
Guy 2: What if we split the cost and I take the other one?
Guy 1: Great idea! I’m so glad I have you as an earring bro!

earring bro by RapscallionRobby May 14, 2020