by Captain pussy slayer April 18, 2015
Get the schlang dumpmug. Over a period of time your relationships crumbles slow and steadily, starting with disagreement and great displeasure ending it off with just complete boredom between the relationships.
Tim: Amy you're so boring, fucking stop arguing with me.
Amy: no you stop.
2 months later
Tim:...I hate you...
Amy:...I hate you too...
Tim: good were finally agreeing and im turtle dumping you.
Amy: ok good!
Amy: no you stop.
2 months later
Tim:...I hate you...
Amy:...I hate you too...
Tim: good were finally agreeing and im turtle dumping you.
Amy: ok good!
by laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013
Get the turtle dumpingmug. The product of shitting yourself after being dumped, where you look your former significant other directly in the eyes, and then shit yourself, just to spite them.
She was wallowing smugly in the joy of having dumped me, so I did the only thing that a rational human being could do, and promptly produced an eye-watering dump shit. I stared Sally right in her beady eyes, and shit myself, just to spite her. Who's the winner now, bitch?
by CGPsaint April 21, 2017
Get the dump shitmug. by epicfaiilllll August 6, 2008
Get the system dumpmug. by James 6 Inches Rude January 23, 2017
Get the Skittle Dumpmug. "I'm so nervous about my date tonight, I've got the shakes ! "
"Well for god's sake have a dick dump before you go !"
"Well for god's sake have a dick dump before you go !"
by i2oo March 14, 2013
Get the Dick dumpmug. The act of taking a dump into a paper bag while driving, and then throwing it out the window at the car behind you
matt: what are you doing tonight?
andrew: i dont know dude lets go mobile dumping.
matt: sweet!
andrew: rad!
andrew: i dont know dude lets go mobile dumping.
matt: sweet!
andrew: rad!
by cock robinson January 8, 2010
Get the mobile dumpingmug.