crumch

Some stupid slang for some 2 year old memer

Jimmy-hahaha look at that doggo munch!!!
John-hahaha that doggo is crumching his food up hahaha that ones goin on Reddit

by Stanko mc.danko October 30, 2017

crumbbum

A person with a rather crusty asshole

sam" why do you have such a crumbbum"
alexis"myob"

by alexis has large penus May 21, 2018

Hot Crumpet

A divine looking man that you would like to cover in honey and lick.

Rachel asked me who that hot crumpet was that just walked by.

by Possum spotter January 27, 2012

crumbly

Used when not in a favorable sitchyation; see also: crummy,crumby
2) when something is not up to par on a solidity level

"This looks crumbly to me."
"That sugar cube house is crumbly."
"That beeyotch is crumbly in a very sexual way."

by andyfellovernet April 8, 2003

crumb

One of the best things you can call someone. One step above a god.

you are a crumb, but that video of kicking the ball puts me in stitches most of the time.

by Grizzzzzzz August 17, 2007

crummelt

To have been embarrassed or to have been made look inadequate in some way.

Did ye see Rab getting a knock back fae that bird? He was totally icrummelt/i

by Mr. Stu May 23, 2005

Crumple the carrier bag

To have a posh wank with a Durex extra safe. Known thus due to the noise that you will make.

I got busted twice last nite crumpling the carrier bag, shocker.

by Jibber June 13, 2005