Sad clown

When you take a shit in your hand and smash it into somebody's face.

My wife turned off the football game so I gave her a sad clown right in front of our children.

by Jdan Cutsem September 16, 2017

Clown Shoes

Black slang for condoms.

"Yo, man, let me get a box o' dem clown shoes."

by JTits November 17, 2007

Ass clown

1. A homosexual man
2. someone fond of anal sex

Hot steamy male buttholes turn me on and I want to ram my dick into it. Therefore, I am an ass clown.

by ploom July 27, 2005

Clown Nose

When you splooge all over a girls face than punch her in the nose.

Jim clown nosed Ruth and then attacked a wild bore.

by Shitface Magee February 6, 2004

Clown Fart

A white kid who is really white farts an then giggles afterwards; Gay fart

Patrick stood up an let out a clown fart, then giggled like a fat dick.

by JR October 29, 2004

Sad Clown

The act of having sexual relations with a woman and, as soon as the male takes his pants off, the female sees how small his penis is and starts laughing uncontrollably to the point where tears start to roll down her face.

You: So how'd your night with Hayley go?

Friend: Not so good, man...

You: Oh, sorry to hear that, what happened?

Friend: Well, let's put it this way. As soon as we started to get it on back at my place, she sad clowned.

You: HAHAHA!

by ShewpT3hWhewp September 16, 2010

ass clown

v. to insert an object into another person's anal cavity, to that person's suprise and chagrin. used to humiliate and demoralize.

n. a person who thinks that ass clowining is a good idea and wants to practice it on his friends for fun. often correlated with having intercourse with microwave-heated cantaloupes.

you're walking funny coming out of the drunk tank; aw, they ass clowned you and took your shoes, huh?

by terrero November 3, 2004