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Ice Hockey Check

The art of one huge, heavily padded ice hockey player slamming the opposition heavily padded ice hockey player into the wall as hard as possible, preferably with the intention of putting the opposition in so much pain they can no longer play. This move is generally done by skating as fast as possible and then using shoulders and hips, bashing into the other player and using the gathered momentum to crush the said player between yourself and the wall
watch me ice hockey check this useless player

this guys been asking for an ice hockey check
by cassius_cat November 9, 2010
mugGet the Ice Hockey Checkmug.

check-minus

The act of anhilating an object, having an accident with a household item and/or eating serious shit. Essentially, fucking things up hardcore.
Lorna: "I nearly pissed myself when I saw Angie check-minus the coffee table, eat shit on the entertainment center, recieve a beating by the enormous alarm clock and proceed to vomit off of my balcony."
Julie: "Yeah, but it was even sweeter when you check-minused the papason."
by Lorna Lee January 19, 2004
mugGet the check-minusmug.

check your oil

When someone pisses you off enough that you threaten to stick something, like your foot, up their ass.
by Oz in the ATL July 23, 2007
mugGet the check your oilmug.

Mexican pube check

When you chop a bunch of jalapeños and then accidentally touch your dick and balls.
Man I accidentally gave myself a Mexican pube check while I was making lunch!
by oltigod June 18, 2022
mugGet the Mexican pube checkmug.

Check liver light

What happens after a long weekend of drinking.
I drank three cases of beer this weekend and my check liver light started flashing.
by The Wein February 20, 2013
mugGet the Check liver lightmug.

Checking On Mnt Dew

A shit excuse for leaving your friends to go jerk off
by A WynnCraft Playr July 9, 2017
mugGet the Checking On Mnt Dewmug.

check your pet

your ol lady is out of line if you don't do something 'bout it I will.
She's crackin' on me you betta check your pet bitch!
by bytehead November 13, 2010
mugGet the check your petmug.

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