Ice Hockey Check

The art of one huge, heavily padded ice hockey player slamming the opposition heavily padded ice hockey player into the wall as hard as possible, preferably with the intention of putting the opposition in so much pain they can no longer play. This move is generally done by skating as fast as possible and then using shoulders and hips, bashing into the other player and using the gathered momentum to crush the said player between yourself and the wall

watch me ice hockey check this useless player

this guys been asking for an ice hockey check

by cassius_cat November 9, 2010

check-minus

The act of anhilating an object, having an accident with a household item and/or eating serious shit. Essentially, fucking things up hardcore.

Lorna: "I nearly pissed myself when I saw Angie check-minus the coffee table, eat shit on the entertainment center, recieve a beating by the enormous alarm clock and proceed to vomit off of my balcony."
Julie: "Yeah, but it was even sweeter when you check-minused the papason."

by Lorna Lee January 19, 2004

check your oil

When someone pisses you off enough that you threaten to stick something, like your foot, up their ass.

Dude, if you don't stop that shit, I'm going to check your oil.

by Oz in the ATL July 23, 2007

Check liver light

What happens after a long weekend of drinking.

I drank three cases of beer this weekend and my check liver light started flashing.

by The Wein February 20, 2013

Mexican pube check

When you chop a bunch of jalapeños and then accidentally touch your dick and balls.

Man I accidentally gave myself a Mexican pube check while I was making lunch!

by oltigod June 18, 2022

Check cashing hoe

That fraudulent hoe who, lacking good credit, identity, reputation or bank account must use check cashing stores to transact shady type business.

Dude is a straight check cashing hoe; tried to pass his fraudulent no check account having ass off as a legitimate contender.

by Beuonce F. Shabazz July 13, 2014

checking my email

1) an excuse to escape an uncomfortable situation
2) an excuse to spend time/for spending time on the computer

1)
Woman: Do you want to watch another episode of Glee?
Man: Yeah, I just have to check my email - you start without me.

2)
Man: It's almost midnight. What are you doing?
Woman: (shopping online) Just checking my email.

by katsafterme June 20, 2011