skiddy cracker

Word invented for stupid purposes

"skiddy cracker, crutch, crutch, ya mum!"

by Mike Hunt October 17, 2003

porch cracker

The Caucasian equivalent of the porch-monkey.

Dang dat porch cracker always out on dat porch acting like day doin sumthin but ain't doin shit.

by descendant of porch-crackers February 8, 2012

Kidney Cracker

while your fucking a girl in the ass, doggie style, and you take a piss. after you pull out you punch her in the kidneys.

I gave that bitch a mean kidney cracker.

by ironicstatement August 10, 2009

crackerbox

white person shoved inside of a box

if a black person gets mad he might shove you inside a box therefore it becomes a crackerbox

by paige&jessica December 20, 2008

Boom goes the fire cracker

An exclamation meaning, "I'm cumming!"

While my wife was blowing me I yelled, "Boom goes the fire cracker!" When my cum juice squirted in her mouth.

by Cushion Tush March 19, 2009

cracker

a white person not called this because of the sound of a whip like some white people added to this website to make the word look less bad but because they are white like crackers the snack

crackers smell

by dfjkklfg October 13, 2009

mcsupercoojiodus on a cracker

1. Very Good

2. Something Jesus Related, frog like, super cool on a Mcdonalds Cracker

1. god granted me three wishes and i flew away w. a flock of doves! I had sex with a McDonalds Mascot on Camera! Thats mcsupercoojiodus on a cracker!

2. Mcdonalds gave me a Jesus action figure and i put it on on a McCracker, and i put my super cool Fjiod thing on it, so its mcsupercoojiodus on a cracker

by RibbitMan February 6, 2005