Clunt

A word invented by Midwestern Proctologists describing a single, immensly compact peice of fecal matter formed around a hair in the vicinity of the anus. Typically the word is used in plural as finding one clunt often leads to finding an entire cluster.

I reckon if there's one clunt, there ought to be a cluster. Keep pickin' at it.

by Hanz Buttersworth November 19, 2004

Clink

Verb

To click the link.

As in clicking a hyperlink

Clink to learn the more about our company.

by Elenabean March 11, 2015

clit in a jar

a remark referring towards the dirty sexual acts you had with a attractive female

yo jrob had that bitchs clit in a jar..no joke

by ACE uncle tony May 14, 2011

Caint

Don't

I caint know

by Kygrl8 March 5, 2009

clit toe

when a fagot nigga drives really slow. Your two middle toes make a vagina. That means they drive like a giner

Fagot ass nigga Andre Was driving with a clit toe

by J-u-ice May 4, 2006

clit

Slang abbreviation for 'clitoris'.

A fictional vaginal area invented by Feminists circa 1963 in order to confound men in the bedroom, and therefore justify the uselessness of the male species by their inability to locate it.

Supposedly, rythmic pressure applied to a clitoris may provide headache relief in the female species.

"Along with the City of Atlantis, the clitoris is one of mankinds greatest myths."

by Umbongo - England January 10, 2007

rhino clit

A rough draft of a final product, hence a rhinoceros's clit is by far, we think, not very smooth or soft, so a rhino clit version of something would be a rough version, copy or draft. Not a final product or writing. Preliminary version, sketch, etc. Early or premature rendering.

While recording tracks in the studio, there wasn't enough time to make a final mixdown so we made a "rhino clit" mix to get an idea of how it might sound.

Although the essay wasn't complete, the rhino clit copy was enought to get the jist.

Microsoft had me beta test software. The rhino clit version was out before the final release.

by D. Wollman , JB December 16, 2007