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i can dig elvis

Normal person: I can dig Elvis.

Destiel shipper: *muffled* I can't help falling in love with you.
by Destielover May 1, 2018
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you can you up

Translated from Chinglish. aka If you can do it then you should go up and do it. It's used against people who criticize others' work, especially when the criticizer it not that much better. Often followed by "no can no BB", which means "if you can't do it then don't even criticize it".
"That person does not deserve the award."
"You can you up"
by gingerdesu April 12, 2014
mugGet the you can you upmug.

Not everyone can eat sandwiches

Pointless nitpicking of a solution - especially with a cover of SJW-style pretentiousness masked as inclusivity. Like if someone had responded to "maybe I'll provide sandwiches for the office lunch," with "not everyone can eat sandwiches - what if they can't lift the bread with their hands because they're disabled, or what if their religion forbids sandwiches, or what if sandwiches are a trigger?"
Sue: "So I suggested maybe the girls from bookclub would like a movie night to see the film of the book we just read, and Karen kept going on about how we needed to check to make sure there weren't any triggers in the movie, and see if we needed to post a flashing-lights warning."

Bob: "Does anyone in the bookclub actually need that?"

Sue: "No. She just likes being a Not Everyone Can Eat Sandwiches pain in the ass."

Bob: "I hear you. I got a guy at the office who says it would be unfair to offer team lunches as a reward for people because it excludes those who practice intermittent fasting. We don't even have anyone that does that - but hey, he says one day we might, and then that person might feel excluded."
by Mai Ainsel April 7, 2021
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You can school a fool...

You can school a fool... but you can't make them cool.

You may try to teach a stupid person, but you cannot change their bad judgment.
God, l told Willie not to mess with those gangsters girlfriends, but he did and now he got the hippo stomp and is in an ambulance again. You can school a fool...but you can't make them cool!
by I, Wreckerrr August 17, 2020
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fat guy in a can

Fat Guy In A Can, Je De De De, Je De De De De De De De
by Fat Guy In A Can April 4, 2005
mugGet the fat guy in a canmug.

She can speak french

Is a polite way of saying she gives a good blowjob
"She can speak French, I think she fluent"

Mean she gives amazing blowjobs she must be fluent at it lol that song isn't as innocent as you thought but just remember good girls are bad girls who haven't been caught
by Invisible hood July 23, 2016
mugGet the She can speak frenchmug.

10 cans of bounce that ass

It's means some one ASS or BREATH smelling like something strong and stank and they need to wash they fish stick ass
Damn her breath smell like 10 cans of bounce that ass!!
by gugjjji April 5, 2017
mugGet the 10 cans of bounce that assmug.

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