breathen't 

when ur not breating

look that old guy over is breathen't

breathen't by Istealyomans98420709 March 3, 2020

Breathing 

A bullshit thing that we need to survive.

Why the hell do we to breathe. I know Breathing sucks.

Breathing by PersonWhoCantBreath June 20, 2020

col breathe 

First, dig a female corpse that has been dead for at least one year. Then you begin to eat it out. Whilst in the midst of eating the decaying snatch your buddy jumps off the trampoline he secretly brought to the cemetary and lands on the dead woman's stomache... leaving your mouth filled with what only can be describe as the "circle of life".

There were no prospects at the bar so I had to rely on the cemetery. The cemetery perfect until my buddy came out of no where and hit me with the old col breathe.

col breathe by lodul April 4, 2011

Breach, bang, and clear 

An American armed forces assault tactic for clearing a room by forcing open the door and throwing in a smoke grenade or flashbang in order to incapacitate the enemy before entering. "Breach" refers to opening the door, "bang" to the grenade explosion, and "clear" to dealing with the enemy inside the room.

"I seen Achmed dodge into that shed behind the madrasa, Sarge."
Okay, let's do a Breach, bang, and clear."

Breach, bang, and clear by Lt. Riotgurrl November 25, 2013

core breach 

trekkie slang for being close to shitting yourself

man i gotta take a shit or else im gonna have a core breach.. to which the replie should always be..."make it so"

see also warp core breach

core breach by Jim Venner December 15, 2004

breathing penis 

When your half way through a boner and your penis moves up and down periodically.

Dude he’s got a breathing penis!

breathing penis by Hasj May 2, 2018

Breathable Dennises 

an indirect concept of the meaning of life. Only select few are blessed with its meaning and only for brief periods of time. Those who learn its meaning typically experience memory loss in a couple hours.

John: Br, br, breathable dennises
Steve: What did you say?
John: breathable dennises
Steve: breathable dennises?
John: yeah thats what I said

Breathable Dennises by newtbludger February 13, 2018