better paying job

a job that pays, as the name suggests, better (i.e. more), than minimum wage in your society, in your zeitgeist.

son: I want to work but I dont want to nigger at McDonalds or Burger King, or perform some other unqualified job.

father: I have a solution for you. Get an education, then pull yourself up by your boot straps and get a better paying job. Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later hopefully open your own construction firm.

by Sexydimma August 31, 2014

better then jade

Chicken nuggets bitch

#LingLingForTheWin

Jade tried to be cool one time....
This was so funny that it's soo true that Jordan is better then jade

by Yasss lingLing May 15, 2015

Betterer

Something that is better than better.

Chris: "My drawing is way better than yours!"
Adam: "No its not, mine is way betterer than yours"

by P.Rai October 5, 2016

beiber bro

When someone does their hair, acts, and dresses exactly like Justin Beiber, probably because they're lonely and just wanna get the girls.

Richard's wife heft him cuz he was no longer the Beiber Bro she fell in love with.

by Curbngutter September 21, 2016

beater

An old computer kept by self-respecting red-blooded American men exclusively for watching Porn and masturbating.

Ewww, I need to remember to wipe down my beater next time I use it.

by MacBeater September 22, 2016

beaters remorse

That instant shame you feel after beating your meat to some fucked up porn.

Also, the shame you feel when you beat off instead of going out and meeting girls

"Man I just beat it to two girls one cup. Instant beaters remorse."

"I live a life plagued with beaters remorse."

by facebook_user January 2, 2017

Beaters

Your hands that you use to beat your meat.

Don't touch me with your beaters!

by Jokes4losers January 30, 2017