Battledick

An argument or conflict between two subjects in which one attempts to demonstrate superiority over the other.

He wanted to play battledick but I cited the the 1st Amendment and got the case thrown out.

by MKgetsweird April 20, 2010

battlechat

A conversation between two people who have spent the day snorting various stimulants, tipified by short (or long) bursts of rapid-fire speech directed at the recipient rather than to them.

'those two have been deep in battlechat since we got to the club!'
'Yeah, that stuff's pretty potent.'

by peekle April 30, 2010

battlescoot

In Team Fortress 2 , a battlescoot is someone who plays Scout class when a large number of other players are doing the same. Can be either really good or really bad depending on the situation.

"Alright, the blues are turtling the intel again, send in the battlescoots!"

"Ah, dammit, we have a team of useless battlescoots. I'm joining another server".

by Xeretsym June 28, 2010

battle slag

a very experinced slag. part of a warlords team

that battle slag did things to me i have never heard of

by arch killer July 17, 2010

battled

To eat/attempt to eat something

yo man i battled this cheezeburger yesterday.

by umphug November 24, 2010

battle shower

A brisk freshening up including (but not limited to) application of perfume, quick cleaning of armpits, a change of clothes, or any other quick remedy aimed at reducing smells or sights that would indicate one's presence in battle.

Lorelai needs a battle shower to cover up the growing stench.

by Dense July 7, 2011

Battle-craft-head

The act of playing Battleracks (online game where one decides which pair of boobs are best) while playing Minecraft, and simultaneously getting head.

Hey jaggoffs, I got some excellent Battle-craft-head last night from this loose hooker. It only cost me 3 bucks! But now I have herpes, AIDS, and the crabs.

by R04DH34D_1N_5P4C3 November 13, 2011