Lurf bang

A state of mind when someone says something that makes you feel uncomfortable

"Ah here bai, luke said some gay shit and now I'm having a lurf bang"
"Yeah bro that put me in a lurf bang"

by C. A. R. R. I. G December 21, 2019

lurf bang

A mental state of disgust when someone says something that makes you uncomfortable or cringe.

"Ah bai, luke just said some gay shit and now I'm having a lurf bang"
"yeah bai he put me in a lurf bang earlier"

by C. A. R. R. I. G December 21, 2019

Funeral Bang

When you are attending a funeral with your closest relatives and you whip your dick out and it turns into a pornhub-like scene of a family orgy taking place. It only ends when the deceased person has came.

I work at a funeral home and I witnessed a funeral bang last week. I was disgusted.

by Bryan Seaman May 14, 2019

Carpet banging

What a crackhead does when the run out of crack. Searching for a piece of crack that you're positive fell onto the carpet at some point during your crack binge.

"You seen pookie?"
"Yeah man that fool was carpet banging though so i ain't tryin to fuck with him."

by RPC3 September 13, 2019

Cock Bang

Pretty much just a dude that is so retarded and is such an asshole that every time they mutter a single word all you want to do is beat the living shit out of them

Human A: Dude I can't stand the Tobias kid.
Human B: I know. He is such a Cock Bang

by Mr. Frogman September 26, 2019

bang slab

A term for a mattress.

Let hit the bang slab

by Coffee31556&GhOsT_PATRIOT11 October 13, 2019

BANG THE BUTTON

IT WAS KNOWN THAT MAD MARK "HELL" MR "HELL HIMSELF HAD A TUNE BLARING FROM THE OLD TAPE CASSETTE STEREO IN HIS SWEDISH MAGAZINE WHILE DOING A DEVIL DASH INTO HOLBECK UK WOULD BANG THE BUTTON EVERY TWO AND A HALF MINUTES OR SO TO REWIND THE TUNE AS HE MADE HIS WAY WITH FURVER NO LESS - THE VERSE BEING ONE APPERTAINING AND HINTING AT FUTURE EVENTS - QUOTE ...."JUST STEP ASIDE GIRL AND JUMP INTO MY CAR - ILL GIVE YOU OVERKILL - WITH ME YOU WILL GO FAR" - THE SONG BEING AN OLD PUNK ROCK NUMBER THAT WAS PERFORMED AT THE ROXY LONDON CIRCA 1976 AND WITH THE TUNE UNDERWAY THE SINGER CALLED OUT "LETS SEE YOU FUCKNG MOVE" TO WHICH SATAN OBLIGED (IN OR OUT OF TIME WHO COULD TELL) AND AGAIN THE PERFORMANCE WAS ON SURVIELANCE CAMERAS AND STORED ON THE PIGSHIT PLODS COMPUTER DATABASE THAT WAS HACKED TO ALLOW FOR THE FOOTAGE TO BE AIRED IN ONE SCENE INPARTICULAR DURING ONE OF THE TO BE EPIIC MOVIES THAT ARE TO BE SHOWN AT ALL MOVIE THEATRES IN TIMES TO COME IRRISPECTIVE OF ANY BLEATS OF OBJECTION BY PIGSHITS AND ALL OTHER KNOWN SYSTEMITES -

TO BANG THE BUTTON IS WHAT I CRAVE FOR IN SO MUCH AS THE DEVIL AND ME ARE GONNA GET IT ON BIGTIME ...AND AGAIN AND AGAIN IS WHAT ITS GONNA BE AND I GOT ASSJUICE UP THERE YOU KNOW NOT SOME KINDA PIGSHIT LIKE THE GASGIMP LOT HAVE GOT GOING ON OR SO I HEAR ABOUT INSIDE MY ORGANIC COMPUTER MIND -

by NAIL BANGER June 7, 2018