fanboy attack disorder

When a fanboy experiences several different attacks while or even after the thing that caused the attack happens. Usual symptoms are wheezing, squealing, yelling, and crying for long periods of time. Usually people who experience this will also think of what they were fanboying about for long periods of time and can come out anywhere. Also FBAD is the acronym of it.

I'm pretty sure I have Fanboy Attack Disorder (FBAD). I watched the new Supernatural episode and I can't stop wheezing, yelling, squeling, and crying.

by SaltGunner4Life October 28, 2017

shark attack in the aquarium

When someone is attacked by the aquarium shark IN THE AQUARIUM.

Me: Reigen Arataka was attacked by a shark in the aquarium
Friend: shark attack in the aquarium

by plantismantis January 13, 2023

shark attack

the peace sign with the pinky out, the first two fingers into the coochie and the pinky into the booty. aka the shocker two in the pink, one in the stink

i played with the clit to lull her into a false sense of security, then BAM! the shark attack. but to my surprise, she was into it, then i got nervous.

by viciousk May 7, 2008

Yak attack

When an unfortunate cunt is pelted with Yakko (see Yakko)

Clive: Ah no not another yak attack
Mob: Get himm lads
*Clive is yakko'd*

by Gaz C January 14, 2004

thunder cross split attack

Thunder Cross Split Attack is the ultimate hamon technique as used by Dire from part 1 in jjba. To use thunder cross split attack, one must cross their arms in an X formation. It is the perfect balance of attack and defence and is the perfect strategem.

Dio: Wryyy! You think you can beat me with such sleepy movements?

Dire: You fell for it, fool! Thunder Cross Split Attack!
Speedwagon: Incredible! By crossing his arms he can attack while keeping his guard up! It's a perfect strategem!
Straizo: No fighter has escaped it.

by prayersofallahsuckmydong December 18, 2019

Thunder Cross Dick Attack

A sexual position where one partner holds the other partner's legs open with their own legs in a split position, with their arms crossed in an X pattern holding onto their partner's shoulders.

My girlfriend wanted to be surprised last night, so I hit her with my unstoppable Thunder Cross Dick Attack!

by jimmydeansbigasssausages November 6, 2019

Mother Riley scanner attack

Used to describe a person who's head regularly explodes in anger whilst posting on a forum.

"Steve's just had another Mother Riley scanner attack. That can't be doing his blood pressure much good!"

by Terence Dactyl July 6, 2014