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anal sex 

when, typically, a man inserts his penis into a womans anus, in the same form as which one would have vaginal sex. Anal foreplay includes licky, touching, massaging, or otherwise pleasuring the anus or anal muscles. Items such as dildos or vibrators are also often used.
In homosexual acts, being as this is the only genuine penetration available, a man's penis is inserted into another man's anus, same as it would a female.
Many sexually active individuals view snal sex as a safe way to prevents STDs and pregnancy, when in reality, both are still possible. Should the man ejaculate in the woman's anus and the sperm drips out a then into the vaginal orifice, it is quite simply just as risky as vaginal sex.
Anal sex can be extremely pleasurable, and extremely painful, typically more-so in the latter. You can be unaware of whether you enjoy it or hate it, because the two feelings match up so evenly.
Often after anal sex, the woman(man) will experience loosened anal muscles and intense pain in the rectal area, depending upon the amount of lubrication at the time of the intercourse, May people often say that after engaging in anal sex, if the man ejaculated inside the anus, they shit cum, often for many days having liquids, including sperm, drip from the anus when using th bathroom, farting, or even simply walking. Many other post-sex symptoms occur.

Sara let me fuck her in the ass last week. I had to lube my dick up like crazy, and let her ease onto it. While we fucked she was like, "i don't know whether it hurts or feels AMAZING."The next morning, she woke up and when she got out of bed, she was walking like my dick was STILL in her fucking ass. She went to the bathroom, and came out complaining that she'd be shitting cum for a week. Which she did. She says we can't have anal sex again till the pain goes away. HAhaHA.
anal sex by DeleriouS? December 16, 2008
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anal viking 

A homosexual male who forcefully rapes and plunders rectums.
Mike Tyson was a successful anal viking in prison.
anal viking by lmonk December 29, 2004
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anal reaper 

someone who sneaks up behind someone and reaps the anal cavity of all its crust and then disapperas into the night
holy fuck i got visited by the anal reaper last night and my sheets are stained of blood
anal reaper by Jeff Phillips April 27, 2006

anal orgasm 

When a guy fucks a guy ass so good that he cums without much penis stimulation
last time i had anal i blew b4 he did. The best anal orgasm i ever had
anal orgasm by Frazzle6 April 16, 2006

Anal Seepage Tampon 

A product created by Sir Joseph Clements MBE to help porn stars and there amatuer counterparts not suffer from the effects of Anal Seepage.
After a long hardcore session possibly involving Robocop you get changed into your favourite white denim jeans. You go out and suddenly you favourite white jeans are now ruined due to the effects of Anal Seepage. An Anal Seepage Tampon stops the after effects of Anal Sex guaranteed.

anal squeamish 

When one walks up to a friend or partner, and gently taps them on the gluttious maximus; and the recipient of the touch pulls away as if he or she is being penetrated. Then one would be considered anal squeamish.
Harry:Hey man hows it going? (Taps Llyod on the gluttious maximus)
Llyod: WHOA!!! (Jumps for fear)
Harry: What are you? Anal Squeamish?
anal squeamish by Rump_roast February 8, 2007

anal spread 

A delicious alternative to the bush taco, wherein a solid and juicy shit is spread on bread, toast or eaten with carrots and celery. Intense vommiting may follow.
I have a piece of bread but I have no peanut butter. I do however have anal spread, well I will in about 5 minutes.
anal spread by esparagus partridge October 21, 2009