alex suarez

super duper sexy bassist of cobra starship. smells very nice, replies to messages, and has big....features.

"OMG ALEX SUAREZ IS SO HOT"
"ikr? the suavez is smells sexy."
"and his hands are huuuge. lol."

by kelsaaaay June 18, 2008

alex jonesin

When you are eagerly awaiting the collapse of society

Dude now that i have all these weapons I am totaly alex jonesin for New world order take over

by penisflytrap September 12, 2016

Alex Galaviz

"Twitch"

look, Alex Galaviz

oh yeah, that is twitch isnt it?

yeah hes hott!! >.<

by faggot haha jk luv u twitchy September 29, 2009

Alex Kim

1. a boy who likes to put on dresses or be a barbie girl; 'pulling a kimmy'

2. anything pertaining to pickles

1. "Why is that guy wearing a dress and singing Barbie Girl?" "Oh, he's pulling a Kimmy today"

2. "Damn, I spilled pickle juice all over my cross country stuff, it smells like Alex Kim"

by ImaBoat November 8, 2009

Dirty Alex

When you impregnate your girlfriend/wife but after a long 9 months the baby appears to be a completely different ethnicity/race to each partners.

“Hey man you still with Rachel?”

“Nah the fucker pulled a Dirty Alex on me”

by Theat0mm April 17, 2020

Alex Trebek

Host of Jeopardy with the stare of a thousand bipolar men. Attempts to pronounce foreign words, but sucks major ass.

"In Rio de Janeiro..."

"Alex Trebek, i couldn't even understand you. Go fuck yourself."

by Juicalicious April 26, 2010

alex is on fire

The incorrect way to pronounce the name of the amazing screamo band Alexisonfire (the correct pronounciation being alexis-on-fire).

Who the hell would name a band Alex Is On Fire?

by godlovesaliar June 26, 2006