When you someone say the same word at the same time with you, the other person is jinxed and you get to have sex with them
“Hi!” Tina, “Hi!” Sam, “OMG we just said the same word!!” exclaims Sam, “Does this mean that we have to have sex now?” Asks Tina, “Yeah bend over cause I just bed jinxed you!” Screams Sam
by Doodlebreath April 17, 2018
by Itstriscuit7 May 11, 2022
SHe's the bottom bitch
by 08badgirlgonegood2316 April 19, 2020
Adjective
-A level of repulsive that can only be compared to a filthy little critter that destroys homes and ruins lives .
-Ratchet to an infinite degree.
-To look, smell, act or exist in an out of pocket manner
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-A level of repulsive that can only be compared to a filthy little critter that destroys homes and ruins lives .
-Ratchet to an infinite degree.
-To look, smell, act or exist in an out of pocket manner
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This bar is bed bugs AF!
Girl Bai! He's bed bugs!
Don't go down that street , it's bed bugs over there.
I'll go If you really want to.. but it's kinda bed bugs.
Girl Bai! He's bed bugs!
Don't go down that street , it's bed bugs over there.
I'll go If you really want to.. but it's kinda bed bugs.
by Tee$$$$ November 05, 2023
Right after Madison got accepted into Indiana University, her parents began party planning for her Bed Mitzvah. Not only was her bed covered with so much college merch it reached to the ceiling, but there wasn't space in her room for all the friends who came over to celebrate.
by Zombie in the Machine September 06, 2022
Person 1: I am getting too tired to drive anymore tonight.
Person 2: Check and see if there is a Bed Bug Express on one of these exits.
Person 2: Check and see if there is a Bed Bug Express on one of these exits.
by Pointman411 February 27, 2023
Sometimes "Wet Maid". Not to be confused with "Wet Nurse".
A maid employed to assist with sexual activities in a supporting role for a couple. The important distinction being that the maid is never engaged directly sexually.
A bed maid typically doesn't directly take part in the sexual activities but will assist in entry, application of birth control and lubrication, maintaining erection, serving sexual toys etc. In some cases the sex between the couple may be entirely passive. With the maid being held responsible for the one or both of the parties reaching climax while they are coupled.
A maid employed to assist with sexual activities in a supporting role for a couple. The important distinction being that the maid is never engaged directly sexually.
A bed maid typically doesn't directly take part in the sexual activities but will assist in entry, application of birth control and lubrication, maintaining erection, serving sexual toys etc. In some cases the sex between the couple may be entirely passive. With the maid being held responsible for the one or both of the parties reaching climax while they are coupled.
by Privalux April 28, 2024