Half Counihan

A Half Counihan, as opposed to the Full Counihan occurs when only of the sexual partners is drunk enough to vomit during the sexual act, but not both. Addtionally, the man, or if the partners are gay men, one of the men, must finish by jacking off on their sexual partner.

Jack pulled a Half Counihan on Jill last night. They were both bombed last night and having sex. Jill, however, was really blacked out and threw up on the bed. Still, Jack wasn't finished so he jerked off on her.

by Krause April 9, 2008

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half and mild

When you smoke the first half of a Black and Mild blunt, the half you are left with is known as a half and mild.

Broseph: Hey bruh you wanna light up that half and mild you have left over from last weekend?

Broskittle: Hell yeah turtle bro we're gonna get so retarded!

by ToastedCracker September 15, 2013

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half wank

This is what Sweaty nutsack of M365 received from Jess.
Sweaty chased Jess all around the forum, pining for her attention. One day they met up and she gave him a half wank.

Sweaty nutsack could only manage a half wank while he was watching his new wife being pounded by her ex.

by Just a bloke from London June 24, 2011

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Half a bat

Is used when a charver is going to hit you lightly, not with their full potential.....e.g half a punch.

1)ere' if ya dont shut up ill give ya half a bat.

2) Half a bat ull go down twice

by Hormoaning October 17, 2003

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half-dreaming

That feeling when you are dreaming, but you know you are waking up, so you keep your eyes closed and try to stretch the dream out.

Woman: Hey, it's time to get up. Why are you still laying in bed?
Man: Ah, I was half-dreaming.
Woman: Oh, yeah? What about?
Man: I was talking to Richard Marx about his musical style and how awesome it would be to jam together.

by Fayyt Ignatti December 27, 2016

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