wet jesse

The act of ejaculating on someone's face while they sleep

I snuck up on her and gave her a Wet Jesse

by the busdriver April 8, 2010

wet money

Sweaty bills cyclists pull out of their rear jersey pockets while taking a coffee break on long rides.

That was a big group of cyclists. As usual, they only had wet money. We gotta get ApplePay!

by Al Gore isn't my real name June 13, 2016

wet foreskin

When the Jew has a bath and his peepee gets soggy

Yo Abraham has some wet foreskin

by BritishBleach June 24, 2018

wet this nigga

To pull up on a nigga

Pull over I finna wet this nigga bruh

by Complete Savage November 24, 2018

wet shoulders

slang term meaning to be intoxicated or doing drugs

"dude, look at james, he has wet shoulders, he must be on pot

by HUMANmachine1957 August 30, 2006

wet rouser

when you push out a fart that is really a loose stool.

Johnny ran to the toilet after his fart turned out to be a wet rouser.

by Robert Deutsch March 13, 2009

wet patrice

similar to a wet willy; however the target is a nostril rather than an ear

April: Dammit - some random just gave me a wet patrice... AGAIN!!!
Billy: Man long pause ...that sucks.

by B&SfromSB February 23, 2013