Testy Waffle

1) A sexy breakfast menu item probably requiring the use of whip cream.

2) A gruesome wrestling move which requires a boot making an imprint on the fat roll of a bitter bitch.

1) Man, I sure am horny for some testy waffles.

2) That bitch was hating on me so I put a Big Mac on the ground and while she was down I stomped a Testy Waffle on that skank.

Testy Waffle by Tinytatertot December 3, 2011

Firey Waffle 

When you go to fuck a woman's pussy shortly after applying hot sauce to the dick like lube

the sex didnt last long after we did the firey waffle

Firey Waffle by Charly Sheen October 1, 2012

Twaut Waffle 

Twaut Waffle: A Crippled up Vagina, that kind of looks like a Walfle. Some people get confused and think they are eating breakfast.

Jack went down on Jill and thought he was eating breakfast. Twaut Waffle

Twaut Waffle by Shsvdhdvsv January 15, 2017

Blue Waffle 

The 'yummiest' waffles EVER!

'Blue Waffle'

Blue Waffle by Ludey21 February 28, 2017

French Waffle 

The act of pouring hot syrup down somebodys ass while slapping their balls with a waffle. Commonly only a dumbfuck would do this.

Yoooo bitch gimee a french waffle

French Waffle by MOTHER FUCKIN SHIT CUNT February 22, 2018

Belgian Mud Waffle

When one, can occur with diarrhea, fecal matters into a Belgian waffle maker. It is then heated until waffle-ized. It is then fed to the victim of choice. Enjoy.

Harry: Oh man, Tod. I can't wait to give Jim that Belgian Mud Waffle I made earlier. He is sooo going to pay for giving my cat a Beef Stew.

Tod: This is going to be epic.

Belgian Mud Waffle by Rancid47 June 28, 2010

connor the waffle 

cancer

connor the waffle: W A D D L E D E E W A D D L EW A D D L EW A D D L E
me: *already ded after only 5 seconds*

connor the waffle by purple13542 April 25, 2019