Toothbrush

A toothbrush is mostly true sex toy no joke

HE FUCKED ME WITH A TOOTHBRUSH

by Fredd98 July 5, 2020

twathead

Zara williams

“ooo what’s that”
“ahh it’s your local twathead”

by Megan slawson July 10, 2020

toothseed

A seed that makes a tooth from accepting excitement as something you can have.

I got excited and bam a toothseed popped open and formed a tooth in 1 second!

by Corner reflection July 30, 2020

Toothpaste

The mint- EWWWWWW!!!! yuck!!! i'm sticking back to the children's grape flavoured toothpaste...yuck!!!

♫I hate Toothpaste!!!♫
♫I want to die!!!♫
♫I want to die right now!!!♫
♫You thought I was lying...but i didn't lie!!!!!!!!!!!♫

by A random piece of cardboard August 25, 2020

Tooth Dryer

The audible and prolonged inhalation of air through ones teeth whilst doing a scrunched up 'ooh face'

The Car Mechanic wiped his hands with an oily rag whilst lazily eyeballing the car. Upon opening the bonnet he unleashed a Massive tooth dryer "This is going to be a big job" he exclaimed

by Sonny Jelkirk October 30, 2020

Toothpaste Donut

When someone brushes their teeth, doesn’t rinse so their mouth is still super foamy and then directly does ass to mouth.

Donna was wild last night, she gave me a toothpaste donut and now we’re cleaner from top to bottom!

by Dubtrow November 3, 2020

Toothless

A condition where children loose their teeth at a young age.

Hey toothless

by Thispagewasmadeforme November 6, 2020