(verb to be) inventing excuses
Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it anhd burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
by Sexydimma February 18, 2013
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(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same lame ones over and over again
Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
by Sexydimma August 26, 2013
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Triple Crown

When any person has all three types of ménage à trois. 2 women 1 man. 2 men 1 women. Three people of the same gender.
by DaddyG87 July 06, 2020
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Triple Crown

Successfully banging an Asian, a Black, and a White in the same lifetime.
Did you hear Bryson go the triple crown?

Damn his dick much be huge.
by Mike Vicks Dog May 09, 2022
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Triple Crown

When you full send for 3 consecutive days
Day 3 of sending it?”
“You already know it, gotta go for the triple crown!”
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Triple Crown

When a guy scores oral, vaginal and anal from a chick in the same sexual encounter. It can occur in an order
Dude that chick i met last night let me score a triple crown
by LeninaG July 23, 2015
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Triple Crown

the triple crown is a trophy in the six nations that only the 4 home nations of the tournament can win (england, ireland, scotland, wales) the most recent winners were ireland who won it in 2023 after beating england in dublin to win it back to back after their triumph in 2022 this time against scotland. scotland are the only home nation to not have lifted the triple crown but they have come close especially in 2023 when they beat wales and england but they just could not get the job done against ireland
Ireland have won the Triple Crown after a win against scotland in dublin
by big fat tubby December 16, 2023
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