triple toe pretzel

A generalized figure skating move that doesn't actually exist, used by people who know nothing about figure skating to describe fancy jumps.

"Whoa, did you see that? That was one of the best triple toe pretzels I've ever seen in a competition like this."

by Purple Derple February 11, 2017

Triple H

The man who buries talent and makes mockery out of wrestling for his own amusement. He was part of the kliq, which held up high political power in the locker room back in the 90s and made it hell for other wrestlers. 'The Game' as he is called fucked over Kane, Booker T, Chris Jericho, RVD, Goldberg, Randy Orton, and CM Punk. He was infamous for his 'reign of terror', a heel title reign which lasted from 2002 to 2005.

Wow, I can't wait till so and so will beat Triple H- Oh wait he was pinned by Triple H in Wrestlemania!

by Bonnie Knight June 6, 2018

Triple Triple

To have three threesomes in one semester with completely different women every time.

I had 2 Triple Triples this school year.

by Yerzzus January 28, 2020

triple pump fake

dropping something and failing to pick it up 3 times in a row (usually after a long day followed by a mental breakdown)

when you’re already having a bad day and you get hit with a triple pump fake 😔

by kribba April 18, 2024

triple double

When you flex your triceps followed by your biceps.

His arms are always triple doubles

by tu madre terrorist June 1, 2018

Triple Trainer

An absolute insult you can ever receive.

A deceptive combination of, "We Think We Know", "Yo Momma Gay", and "You're gonna buy this shit anyways (You Fat Fuck)".

Often used by corporate zombie misanthropes who spread depression over intercoms for a living. Ten points if you are capable of explaining why you say the word after you say it, but chances are you got hit by a bus mid sentence, metaphorical or otherwise.

"Can Mr. Faulkner in the Bulbasaur T-Shirt walk down aisle 4 because we called you a triple trainer, please?"

"We know you're lucky for being a triple trainer cause all you did today was play video games and jack off." *INTERCOM STATIC*

by ForbiddenRamen May 27, 2023

Triple banana

Three independent bananas that operate as one. Thus no plural.

It is also a term for a joke or misunderstood humor.

Chill dude, It was a triple banana! Just kidding with ya!

This whole situation will get fixed when Triple Banana arrives.

by Raccourt July 19, 2020