attack on titties

attack on titan but with big mommy milkers

Eren Yeager: "yo my boi Armin look at em big ol titties that colossal titan has my guy!"
*Eren looks around*
Eren Yeager: "Armin? ARMIN WHERE ARE YOU"
*Lightning sounds*
*Armin jumps out of the colossal titan*
Eren Yeager: "THAT WAS YOU ALL ALONG?????"
Armin: "Yea man, what do you think of my ginormous mommy milkers?"
*Armin takes off shirt*
*Erens walk up to Armin*
Eren Yeager: "hey... Armin... no homo but..... can I attack on titties for you?"
Armin: "of course brother"

by LigmaBallzMommyMIlker November 24, 2021

titty sad

When you don't get to go to the strip club you want to.

Godammit... let's do Sassy's! Not Mary's! Now I'm effing titty sad!

by Pedropolis February 28, 2017

Titty-gut

When your titties are adjacent to your belt line.

That girl’s jeans look super cute with her titty-gut!

by Knotty69420 August 23, 2022

Tittie naked

When you have other clothes on but no top to cover your boobs

Sarah came over last night and left tittie naked

by The og low-key hoe December 23, 2017

Titty spanker

A man who has mastered the art of titty spanking.

"That guy on the other team is a real Titty spanker. I wish he was on our side!"

by Tittyspanker47 November 3, 2016

Titty Tucking

The art of making your boobs smaller through plastic surgery

"Titty tucking is rare few girl want a smaller chest."

by beautyinthedark October 27, 2014

paper titties

A girl's boobs when she stuffs her bra.

Guy #1: She has nice boobs
Guy #2: No, those are paper titties

by pseudonym54563563 March 30, 2015