Goose Profanity

A lighthearted, goose-inspired form of cursing that substitutes traditional expletives with bird-themed wordplay. Commonly used to humorously express frustration, surprise, or sass without actual profanity.

Quack you, you son of a duck!
What the honk is going on?
Stop flapping around and get to work!
You feather-plucking fool!
What's with the goose profanity? For quack sake!

by HTIL January 07, 2025

tour goose

Someone who is always loud, a old Englis insult

Since Jeff was being a tour goose Rufus punched him on the dick

by Thetourgoose January 20, 2016

Green Light Goose

the act of honking your car's horn at the car in front of your when they're caught snoozing when a stoplight turns green.

Ex 1: I green light goosed somebody so hard yesterday, they did a burn out!

Ex 2: Dude, green light goose that Toyota in front of you!

by Benito Romingez June 10, 2013

ghost goosed

When you feel your butt being touched and turn around and nothing or nobody is there.

I turned around and realized I was ghost goosed.

by Mattix51 January 31, 2023

ghost goosed

When you feel your but touch something or someone then turn around and nothing or nobody is there.

I turned around and realized I was ghost goosed.

by Mattix51 January 31, 2023

goosed ya

To pinch someone's butt unexpectedly.

Ex. I goosed ya! No goose backs.

by JodaWS November 28, 2013

Cabbage goose

A person That Is a moron. When you call someone a cabbage goose, you're calling them a fuckass in a friendly way

"oh my god, why Did you fail this simple ass exam? You fucking cabbage goose!"

by God but from ebay February 26, 2022