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Pissher Washing

Using one's own urine stream to remove fecal residue from a toilet bowl left by a previous depositor, commonly using the maximum possible force with which one can expel urine.
Male 1: Dude, you've been drinking coffee like crazy!
Male 2: I know, the janitor is on strike and I gotta do some pissher washing.
by ilovechicclete July 20, 2011
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wash the windows

The act of ejaculating in such a quantity, that it gets all over the windows and walls of your bedroom.
Sorry baby, I didn't want to wash the windows.
by Your Average Memer November 24, 2016
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Washed up

Washed up is when your used up so to speak. When you’ve been around the block, and trying to be brand new.
Don’t hate because I’m the weekend type and you’re the washed up Tuesday 😂
by Mnj85 June 5, 2021
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Washed Random

vKvrter- aka Kert
“I was just in a party with that Washed Random”
by someone Anonymoussss January 7, 2022
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Two hog wash!

Any time a fact or facts is known by more than one police officer any and all further evidence is tainted by a 2 hog wash!"
"Two hog wash!"
by Abbott December 3, 2022
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Washing your hands after a shower

What the hell is wrong with you. You just took a shower and your already washing your hands, wtf
Bf: u wash your hands after a shower?
Gf:yeah u?
Bf: I don't think we can be together anymore
Gf: why?
Bf: washing your hands after a shower? Like who does that! See ya NEVER!
Gf: hey there's more people that like me anyways
by AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA May 25, 2022
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Ukrainian Car Wash

1) When you tow a captured Russian tank to the nearest car wash with your tractor, and, while using the pressure sprayer on the tank, the vibrations in the hose, which happens to be between your legs, cause you to experience a spontaneous orgasm.
2) When you're masturbating in the tub using the removable shower head, and at the moment of crisis, you scream out, "Русский военный корабль, иди нахуй!" ("Russian ship, go fuck yourself!"), and then you go plant sunflowers in your garden.
I had a really stressful day, so I'ma head upstairs and treat myself to a Ukrainian Car Wash before dinner. No matter what you hear coming from the bathroom, DO NOT OPEN THAT DOOR.
by RosieMBanks September 13, 2022
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